Gern Blandston godisdead.bsky.social

Progressive. Atheist. Scientific Heresy. Food Pr0n. Tennis. Single Malt Drinker. Drunctional Funk. Oblong. Pedantic. Somnambulant. Fleem. #AtheistRollCall

[Gern Blandston godisdead.bsky.social @GodIsDead]

OK @YouTubeTV when I add all Australian Open events, and then you cut short the overnight recording of the women's final match, and you also don't give the option of allowing me to add time to any recording, what's the actual fucking point of your service at all?

[Gern Blandston godisdead.bsky.social @GodIsDead]

@JohnFugelsang Abraham Lincoln has entered the chat

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Oi @CHIPcarey , ran across an epic pic of your family at @PricciAtlanta, thought of the time I ran into you and the broadcast team at @ManuelsTavern and you guys were kind enough to let me sit with you for a bit and shoot the shit. I hope you're enjoying your time in St. Louis!

[Gern Blandston godisdead.bsky.social @GodIsDead]

Seriously @kia my first car I ever bought was a Kia Sephia in 1996. That car broke down constantly and the Kia service was TERRIBLE. I swore never again. But the EV6 was so compelling and your reputation for service excellence changed my mind. WHY DOES IT STILL SUCK SO MUCH?

[Gern Blandston godisdead.bsky.social @GodIsDead]

OK @Kia my local dealer @EdVoylesKia has had my 2022 EV6 since LAST FRIDAY after apparently botching the ICCU recall replacement, and they claim it's because they're "talking to the people in California" and "it's slow". It's obviously a coolant leak. WHAT IS GOING ON.

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@TheDemocrats THERE IS A COIP GOING ON BY ELON MUSK RIGHT NOW SURELY YOU ARE AWARE DO SOMETHING NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

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@bubblegenius HOLY SHIT.

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Hey @ATTHelp @ATT there's been an internet outage in my neighborhood for more than 24 hours now, with no time to resolution on your support site. What the hell is going on?

[Gern Blandston godisdead.bsky.social @GodIsDead]

@linksteroh Missed a chance at "Stolen Squallor" here...

[Gern Blandston godisdead.bsky.social @GodIsDead]

@beccasbraves SAME

[Gern Blandston godisdead.bsky.social @GodIsDead]

Holy CRAP @TKOpresents these hard cover volumes are FUCKING GORGEOUS! Can't wait to crack the spines. Thanks for these lovely treasures!

[Gern Blandston godisdead.bsky.social @GodIsDead]

@eclecticbrotha @QuadCityPat It's literally just Microsoft Access tho.

[Gern Blandston godisdead.bsky.social @GodIsDead]

I'm going to tell my kids this is the video of the Musk/Trump interview.

https://t.co/Orp40g71wC

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@DOBrienATL NOT MATZEK FOR JACKSON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Gern Blandston godisdead.bsky.social @GodIsDead]

@NatalieZed NATALIE NATALIE YAAAAAASSSSSSSS HENCH SEQUEL LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Gern Blandston godisdead.bsky.social @GodIsDead]

Those red/green indicator lights that denote parking space availability, but for toilet stalls in public bathrooms.

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Now that Drumpf is a convicted felon, it's comforting to know that he can't vote for himself in Florida any more.

[Gern Blandston godisdead.bsky.social @GodIsDead]

@guygavrielkay This article was clearly written by one of those fuckers who buys books by the yard.

[Gern Blandston godisdead.bsky.social @GodIsDead]

@JessicaValenti @DrJenGunter Republicans : Call flying women out of the state for medical care a political stunt
Also Republicans : Fly immigrants out of the state for no purpose whatsoever other than as a political stunt

[Gern Blandston godisdead.bsky.social @GodIsDead]

@beccasbraves We were SCREAMING at strike 3. My goodness it was funny.