MOLE GOD

YUNG MOLE GOD DIGGIN TUNNELS

[MOLE GOD @GodMole]

@gucci why don't you make clothes for moles? If I stay diggin' I wanna stay flexin

[MOLE GOD @GodMole]

@chetporter Cuz' you're the mole-nly one for me #amiright

[MOLE GOD @GodMole]

@chetporter notice me

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Ah yes, the battle of mole hill

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DO MOLES HAVE NIPPLES??

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Can moles get their nipples pierced?

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Heard it's supposed to snow Thursday - STAY FROSTY BITCHES ILL BE UNDERGROUND

[MOLE GOD @GodMole]

When you have to go pick up a dresser soon but you're a mole and can't even bench press 2 lbs

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Hell is actually just moles underground setting their kitchens on fire by accident. No need to panic

[MOLE GOD @GodMole]

Susan's husband tried to exterminate the moles in the yard today but he's just mad he can't exterminate her pu$$y AMIRIGHT

[MOLE GOD @GodMole]

How am I supposed to know the origin of my kind IF THEY AINT GOT NO HISTORY CLASS FOR MOLES UP IN THIS BITCH

[MOLE GOD @GodMole]

I just want a mole mole mole witha dab of ranch

[MOLE GOD @GodMole]

I'm really good at making a mountain out of a mole hill. Because I. In fact. Am a mole

[MOLE GOD @GodMole]

I really want Crab Rangoon's what's a mole Gotta do to get GrubHub to deliver underground

[MOLE GOD @GodMole]

Yeehaw

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I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl mole who look good I would call her

[MOLE GOD @GodMole]

Can moles shed skin? Because I feel like crawling out of mine right now

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Go #vote - because I'm a mole and can't

[MOLE GOD @GodMole]

@zzimizz WELL DO YOU JAMES??

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Can moles get drunk?

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I only use this account when I'm either:
1) standing in line at the bank
2) going to the bathroom
3) drunk