God of Limericks

There once was a God of Limericks...

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

A conspiratorial deluge
Has #TRUMP seeking refuge
This dope, once empowered
Is being deflowered
His impeachment is gonna be #YUGE.

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

#Trump serves up secrets on platters
Our Rule of Law now in tatters
Democratic decline
#POTUS Asenine
Oh yeah, I forgot, #nothingmatters

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

#Trumprussia #Trumprussia #Trumprussia
#Trumprussia #Trumprussia #Trumprussia
#ComeyFiring
#ComeyFiring
Happened cause he wants to hush ya

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

$1.1 trillion in spending @US_HouseOfReps are recommending
It's about what #TRUMP's paid
O'er the years to get laid
A sign the US is ending.

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

A man deprived of his sleep
To his wife, started to weep
But got no sympathy.
"You weren't up more than me,
You ungrateful son of a bleep."

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

Trump wants to tariff #softwood
From Canada, says it'd be good
He's reducing a threat
To his ego I bet
To his flaccid third leg, understood?

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

Each trip to his Florida spot
Costs taxpayers an awful lot
On this #TaxDay
I'm inclined to say
#TaxTrumpTrips so they aren't all for naught

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

Creating diversions is cake
When bombs drop for cripes' sake
Perhaps we won't notice
Russia ties 2 #POTUS
As Trump tries to make others ache

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

Attention Asians, mulattos
It seems you've lost our seat lotto
We'll ask you to leave
With one great big heave
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

#Spicer, the "truth" inventor
Just coined "Holocaust Center"
Sounds like a store
That sells torture & more
And gasses many who enter

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

Can't make a man leave his seat?
Give him a tug by his feet
He'll likely protest
To beat him is best
Say the folks of @united air fleets

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

Last night 2 teams met on the court
Made a go at playing a sport
Refs got in the way
To ensure we could say
'Twas the worst game of its sort

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

@Bad_Braminski
I just might have to agree
Tho it'd be so cool
To expose #Trump as Putin's tool
And curtail his wack presidency

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

There once was a man named #Flynn
Who with Russians, had many ins
He's offered to squeal
For an immunity deal
& reveal #Trump's darkest sins

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

Just 1/3 the people agree,
Approving of #Trump's presidency.
It's his lowest rate yet,
But it's a sure bet,
His nadir, we have yet to see.

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

A man named @PaulManafort
Helped #Trump & #Putin, in short
Right here in our land
With $10mil in hand
It's possible we'll see him in court

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

@twitmericks here's a great limerick for the contest

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

A king who was bored on the throne
Asked Why have I been left alone
Is it 2 much a hassle
2 do a quick castle
U know I can't move on my own

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

Leftovers from #PiDay meals
Include chicken & cherries f'realz
Can't wait to begin
I'll shove it right in
My mouth bout to get #ALLTHEFEELS

[God of Limericks @GodOfLimericks]

Areas, diameters and more
This lil' number helps us keep score
In quite the endeavor
He goes on forever
Happy #PiDay, 3.14!