Nick (official SB)

i’m in the back of a truck in the walmart parking lot

[Nick (official SB) @GodSchrammit]

listening to the playlist of my top 100 most listened to songs this year and saying "ooh this is a good song" each time a new one plays

[Nick (official SB) @GodSchrammit]

i hate this guy man like i really hate him. just everything about him

[Jake from State Farm @JakeStateFarm]

I’m cooked, aren’t I?

[Nick (official SB) @GodSchrammit]

they say hemingway wrote the saddest six-word sentence of all time and now a century later the celtics admin has written the happiest six-word sentence of all time

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Injury Report for tomorrow vs. DAL:

Jayson Tatum - Right Achilles Repair - QUESTIONABLE

[Nick (official SB) @GodSchrammit]

i'll be the one to say it if nobody else will: i'm glad the liberty biberty guy found love

[Nick (official SB) @GodSchrammit]

the 1.01 music video to make someone who has absolutely no interest sit down and watch while staring at them

[songs that go hard @songsgohard]

a$ap rocky - a$ap forever

[Nick (official SB) @GodSchrammit]

exactly why jaylen brown is your rightful 2026 MVP

[Sara Marshall @smarshxo]

Finally someone understands the true meaning of the acronym

[Nick (official SB) @GodSchrammit]

my fucking GOAT??? mazzulla give this man more minutes right now

[Nick (official SB) @GodSchrammit]

@Wut_the_Hecht he is a special special mind and sometimes i mean that as derogatory and sometimes as praise

[Nolan Bianchi @nolanbianchi]

#Lions CB Amik Robertson: "You can't bury what comes from the dirt."

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

UPDATE: Detroit > Minnesota

#DetroitBasketball | #OnePride

[Nick (official SB) @GodSchrammit]

@JaredsBurnerAct

[Nick (official SB) @GodSchrammit]

if they printed more money but just didn’t tell anyone about it it’d be fine and there wouldn’t be inflation

[Nick (official SB) @GodSchrammit]

@FirstTDBets PRAY TO THE GOD ABOVE THE GOD OF LOVE
CAN A GHETTO GOD GET ANOTHER GODLY NUT?
IN THIS WORLD WHERE YOUR VALUES ALWAYS MEASURED IN BUCKS
IMA SLIDE IMA STRUT CROSS THE JUPITER BUTT
IM ONLY HERE FOR A EON THATS MORE THAN ENOUGH
STICK MY SOUL OUT THE ROOF & TELL EM I DONT GIVE A FUCK

[Nick (official SB) @GodSchrammit]

wow they’re gonna be so pissed when they find out harry potter’s been done already. can’t believe no one caught that

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

Wands at the ready.

The upcoming HBO Original Series, #HarryPotter, will be filming at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden with production beginning in Summer 2025 and coming to Max.

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Georgia Tech Jahmyr Gibbs never got the love he deserved

[Nick (official SB) @GodSchrammit]

love coming home for the holidays and catching up on everything my family’s been up to. for example apparently my brother keeps a gallon of apple cider his bathroom now

[Nick (official SB) @GodSchrammit]

@JaredsBurnerAct great. as if i don’t already deal with enough comments about our players not knowing how to go left

[The 33rd Team @The33rdTeamFB]

Some of the stats the Detroit Lions rank 1st in across the league:

🥇 Points Scored
🥇 Points Margin
🥇 Yards per Pass Attempt
🥇 Drops
🥇 Explosive Pass %
🥇 Yards per Route Run
🥇 Allowed Passing EPA per Play
🥇 Red Zone Turnovers
🥇 Opponents Passer Rating
🥇 Opponents TD to INT Ratio
🥇 Total Touchdowns Scored
🥇 Made FG%
🥇 Made XPAs
🥇 Special Teams TDs (tied)
🥇 Yards per Kickoff Return

[Nick (official SB) @GodSchrammit]

@FirstTDBets IF WE AINT TALKIN MONEY IDK WHAT WE TALKIN ABOUT
FLY SHIT THE HOUSE CAME WITH WINGS
IF THEY AINT LAUGHIN AT YOUR DREAMS THEN YOU GOTTA DREAM BIGGER
I SEEN THEM TALKIN DOWN WHEN I WAS DOWN NOW IM UP
COPPED THE 911 JUST TO TELL THEM EAT MY DUST

[Nick (official SB) @GodSchrammit]

@JaredsBurnerAct yes