GOD

CREATOR OF ALL THINGS.
Though One does apologize for the Justin Bieber thing.

[Canada's Travel Guy @JimByersTravel]

The rebirth of #Buffalo. My Toronto Star blog getting a TON of coverage. Thanks, folks. http://t.co/GzKzsfpuGC @BuffaloNiagara #buffalove

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

As One has told @Gawker, One does not need to buy the #RobFord photos. One was there! The problem with omnipotence.

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

One is feeling in a creation kind of mind today! Perhaps a few new planets or suns is in order!

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

@kcstfu Time to get back to the best part of being God, creating babies!

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

@kcstfu Feeling under the weather! Black Holes will do that to a deity!

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

Good assistants are hard to find. That's what you get when an elf is your intern! RT @kcstfu: @GodTheDevine well that was a very slow reply✋

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

RT @GodTheDevine: My pleasure! I mean that!!!
RT @AUNTCECILIA: @GodTheDevine Love the creation thing. And thanks for the family.

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

Hmmm! That's a big favour to ask! RT @kcstfu: @GodTheDevine eternity

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

Judas, don't talk to Him, that's His time out cross! @Jesus

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

@Helen_Jadejaxox Anyone who believes aliens are real is OK with us up here! I give you 3 extra months! Enjoy them!

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

One welcomes a true legend:
Rubin "Hurricane" Carter dies at 76

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

What's with all the rabbit poop on My cloud!

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

Jesus! Get down from there right this minute!

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

Sometimes One just has to forsake you! Particularly if you are a putz. You gettin' this @Putin?

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

That solves the mystery of My missing piano! The Russians stole it! #Sochi #Olympics

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

Mother Teresa is going crazy! She had money on the Canadian women in hockey! #Olympics #Sochi #Canada #Hockey

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

.@Satan & I will not be available to receive new souls for a while. We are watching the #Olympics hockey. Good luck to all and be safe!

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

Philip Seymour Hoffman taken too soon. His struggles are now over. #RIP

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

.@JustinBieber? Nope, nobody up here wants him. But one does know a good home for him! One thinks @Satan is still a #Belieber.

[GOD @GodTheDevine]

.@BiblesNewHope: We can walk on water, if we choose to believe,