Gang Scriptures

Cursed since birth

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

I still have a Hotmail email address don’t talk to me about loyalty

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

Cuando un AirPods se queda sin batería pero el otro sigue totalmente cargado.

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

Rest in power, Oliver Tree 💔

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

@TaborTimeYT Of course! Thank you for all the great content! Hopefully we can play some Fortnite together sometime!

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

@TaborTimeYT used your creator code to get the Indigo Kuno skin 🫡🤘🏼

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

Juice com is eating good tonight!

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

Whose Line is it Anyway? was such a goated show

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

Wanting to go back to something that you can never have again is a different kind of pain

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

Show me a normal family and I’ll show you a liar

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

Being 37 and looking 27 is such a nice flex

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

I fucking hate all of you Uber drivers that purposely stall picking people up in hopes that the person gets impatient and cancels so you can still get paid

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

Why did my bitch try and start a fight at 6 in the muthaucking morning? lmao

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

They hate you b/c they can’t hold you down and control you

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

Damn, Ryan Wedding slipped up and got himself caught by the FBI

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

‼️A German hacker known as "Martha Root" dressed as a pink Power Ranger and deleted a white supremacist dating website live onstage

This happened during the recent CCC conference.

Martha had infiltrated the site, ran her own AI chatbot to extract as much information from users as possible, and downloaded every profile. She also uncovered the owner of the site. She has published all of the data.

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

Why is it that a baby momma can’t wait for you to shut up but your side bihh loves to hear you talk? 🤣

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

Best way to piss off a ugly bihh is to lust after pretty girls. Then you see how ugly they are on the inside too

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

Goku, you’ve been gone for exactly a year and I don’t think the hole you left in my heart will ever heal. Thank you so much for being apart of my life for 15 years & for growing up with me and being able to meet my daughter and make memories with us. I’ll love you forever! ❤️🕊️

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

@deauxpii @Rap I’m just messing with ya. You gotta be proud of your number 1!

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

@deauxpii @Rap Not showing the number one is suss af lol

[Gang Scriptures @GodTheMartian]

@clock0012 @LyricaLemonade Time stamp says 9:57pm on 12/2/25. So it’s not the next day and he didn’t forget… 😆