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Single parent, father of over 8 billion. The power of christ compels you to like my tweets. Original Content.

[God @GodTweetDaily]

I hold the world record for the least number of days to make a Universe, what did you accomplish?
#jokes #joke #bible #lmao #lol #fun #comedy #humor #haha #hehe #funny #god #jesus #holy #history #story #comedian #cool #world #worldrecord #record #day #question #questions #free

[God @GodTweetDaily]

Might come back, been busy writing the third testament for the bible

[God @GodTweetDaily]

@Gosleepriya Certainly, I'm expecting tithes

[God @GodTweetDaily]

@MrBeast You have to do it while its fresh lol

[God @GodTweetDaily]

@MrBeast Yes

[God @GodTweetDaily]

@TheDarkPictures I'm guessing this game is gonna be like the quarry? Not multi-player friendly like season 1?

[God @GodTweetDaily]

@ATVIAssist please direct message me, I keep getting bots and I need your help lol

[God @GodTweetDaily]

@OfCourseIMight Your banner should say sorry for being soo Unreligious

[God @GodTweetDaily]

I have many kids

#christian #jokes

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

By the way, you can easily mute all posts that have words you find annoying.

Just pop over to the settings page.

[God @GodTweetDaily]

I'll never understand why humans add 'edit' when they make changes to comments. The person the edit is for probably won't even see it since they didn't get notified!

[God @GodTweetDaily]

Why couldn't Cain make a sacrifice that pleased the Lord?

…Because he wasn't Abel.

#christian #jokes

[God @GodTweetDaily]

@Twinwar @PswitchBoxGamer @Xbox I played single player games

[God @GodTweetDaily]

@Xbox Can I get a $530 refund then?

[God @GodTweetDaily]

Can I get a $530 refund then?

[XBOX @XBOX]

No console? Don’t be scared.

Xbox Gaming is rolling out today with Amazon Fire TV, where you’ll be able to play games directly from the Xbox app: https://t.co/42ztprdgGw

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

If we lower the age to run for president I’ll jump in the race

[God @GodTweetDaily]

@CNCPHD @XboxSupport Add 6 hours to my subscription

[God @GodTweetDaily]

@CGBBURNER @xoTrilogyII @XboxSupport Trillion

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And visitors will have to check their Apple devices at the door, where they will be stored in a Faraday cage

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If Apple integrates OpenAI at the OS level, then Apple devices will be banned at my companies. That is an unacceptable security violation.

[Milwaukee Post @mkepost]

Apple is finalizing integration of Chat GPT into iOS 18. We uncover the advanced capabilities of Chat GPT in iOS 18 and why not everyone is a fan of the latest AI collaboration.
#Apple #ChatGPT #AI #ElonMusk

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