Sam Marhulik

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We all feel a little fucked up sometimes.

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@Network_216 We probably need a little more criteria. Yes, Dorsey was bad, but he played what, two games? Spergon Wynn could be there if it’s just anyone who’s started.

But yeah, Manziel is probably number 1

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@CLEsportsTalk Ellis Burk’s

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@ESPNCleveland Bad.

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Start Dillon Gabriel. Two drives. Two TDs. #clevelandbrowns

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I want Shedeur Sanders to start, but good lord is he a terrible interview.

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@dominos hey dominos, do you guys still have buffalo sauce? It’s an option to order, and the last two times I’ve ordered a pizza with buffalo sauce, there hasn’t been any. No big deal, things happen, just want to know if I should try again. Thanks

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@buckeyenichole Shit

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@Tmr94_ @WarmedBench I criticized him, I’m not exactly sure how you interpret things, but I criticized him. It was also good coverage, and the ball was a little behind. Multiple things can be true. A good receiver catches it. I’m not sure of your disconnect here.

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@Tmr94_ @WarmedBench Cool, he was also covered by someone making great coverage. Jeudy can go … I said that. A perfect pass would have been a little ahead of him. We aren’t talking about the ball. Good coverage. Average receiver. Get outta here.

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@daviskcmo28224 @WarmedBench A perfect pass isn’t a little behind. But we aren’t talking about the pass, the defender had good coverage. Jeudy can go, I believe I said, because a good receiver makes a catch. But a perfect ball is one only your guy gets.

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Read It and Weep

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@SleeperHQ There hasn’t been much to get excited about from Browns camp so far

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Fire Torry Luvello.

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@Sadie_x2 Ya’ll have sex?

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Good lord is the gaming community toxic. #nintendodirect

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@zachtothefuller Tell me why, and what you hoped to see?

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@OBE1plays Well, what made it bad and what would you like to see?

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I guess Morgan Wallen really is the problem.

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Kill me