One month to go for Diwali but my mom has already started cleaning the house..!! Now how do I tell my Manager that I didn’t pick up the call because I was busy cleaning the ceiling fan? #Diwali#Diwali2021#indianhouse
Me: dude I opened up my crush msg and WhatsApp went down…now she’ll think I have attitude problem because I can’t reply..!!!
Friend: but you don’t have a crush
Me: well I COULD have one !!!💔 #WhatsAppDown
Remote work is so weird. I just wrapped up an 8-year run at Instagram; one of the most impactful chapters of my life so far... by closing my laptop, walking into my kitchen and standing there by myself eating a banana because it was starting to brown.