GodblobYoshi

Limitless GODBLOB LARDLORD GOONER YOSHI || 🔞 || Oink oink || TOTAL SUB BITCH

[fat wobbly bird butt @stinkbeak]

Oh, don't mind me! I'm just thinking about my life in a world where everyone has an absurdly fat, constantly sweaty ass and it's commonplace to shove friends and strangers alike into deep dark cracks and steamy glistening holes ✨💚🍩

[GodblobYoshi @Godblobyoshi]

Fuuuuccckkkk I’m so fuvkinhornyyyyy

[GodblobYoshi @Godblobyoshi]

@Extra_Huge_Bob @AssAddictDerg Who needs friends when you have fat, wobbling assmeat instead?

[GodblobYoshi @Godblobyoshi]

@stinkbeak Unghhhh FUCK please
Friends aren’t friends unless they’re sittin on your face blasting nasty farts down your throat while your head sinks into their fat wobbling ass
If someone isn’t into having their rank sweaty ass licked up I’m sure some retroactive reality warp can fix that

[GodblobYoshi @Godblobyoshi]

@stinkbeak Fuuuuuck yes

[Eyvind @EyvindGoon26]

⚠️ 𝐘𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 ⚠️

𝗨𝗛 𝗢𝗛!!!
HUH?? YOU JUST GOT TRIGGERED BY DUMB YOSHI CRINGE SLOP! 🤪💙
𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗢𝗨𝗧!
YOU NOW HAVE TO TOUCH YOUR RAISING BONER, ADDICT LOSER! 😂🫵
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE HIM, DON'T TRY TO RESIST YOUR FATE! 💜

[ToonerBroBlizz @StonerPornBro]

Was sooo productive today…..
Time to Toke and Stroke~!
Rewarding yourself with Weed and Porn is healthy 😵‍💫

[GodblobYoshi @Godblobyoshi]

@DumYoshi STROKE FOR YOSHIS STROKE FOR YOSHIS STROKE FOR YOSHIS STROKE FOR YOSHIS

[GodblobYoshi @Godblobyoshi]

Broooo reality warp is so messy.
You start by giving someone a little extra gut and suddenly your whole apartment block’s a swamp of diaper stink, moans, and farts.
Oops

[GodblobYoshi @Godblobyoshi]

@DracoFay I bet we can arrange that…

[GodblobYoshi @Godblobyoshi]

Choking on a fat Yoshi’s sweaty armpit hair while his farts wrap around your brain and melt your identity into goo.
You don’t even remember who you were, huh? Just that you need more.
Humanity was overrated.

[TTW🧸🔞 @tigertimeworks]

CW for normies: 🦨 💨

[HuwonXL (COMMS CLOSED) @Huwon_XL]

"Don't worry, Krystal, I'll get you back on your feet. We can't have a hungry girl like you stuck on the floor, now can we? 🧡"
"Can't- *bbBbluUUurrp!* move... So- *uRP!* heavy...

[Chillday 🍙 @Chill_D8]

🐇(now in color) (I think this will be set as their color palette hehe)

[fat wobbly bird butt @stinkbeak]

My fat bird cheeks are extra swampy this morning. Any volunteers to clean me up? You won’t succeed AT ALL, but I welcome people to try. 💚💦

[fat wobbly bird butt @stinkbeak]

🌀🌀Ooohh you wanna squeeze my heavy rippling blubbery bird booty ooohhh 🌀🌀 ooooh you wanna stuff your face into my pitch-black crack and wash your face with my ass sweat ooohh 🌀🌀

[Robyn (SqueaksMalone) @SqueaksMalone]

@FatGoontard @stinkbeak @NEETSLOBXTREME @BUGFILTH Got any room for a FBLRRRRRRRRRRRRRT mouse?

[Petrol 🖤 @PetrolGoo]

What is it?
Can't stop looking into my eyes?

Slowly erased
Mind blank~

Only love for Petrol left~

[Petrol 🖤 @PetrolGoo]

Can you feel it?
Your essence getting snuffed?

Each blast making you lesser~
Slowly erased~

BRRRRAAAAAAFFFFFRRRRRRTTTT
All features gone, it's already too late~

Soon there will be nothing but a nameless drone~

Any last words?
BRRRRAAAAAAPPPFFFFFFFFRRRRRTTTT

Not like I cared~

[GodblobYoshi @Godblobyoshi]

If you aren’t eight hundred pounds and high off your fucking mind, stroking your dick and thinking about fat greasy Yoshi’s, are you even living?