Gott Ist Ein Ringkämpfer

The Goddamn Bateman, also known as Christ Himself. Bettering the wrestling world by virtue of being in it.

[Gott Ist Ein Ringkämpfer @GoddamnBateman]

Coming back onto the God forsaken bird app to celebrate that I’ve outlived Legacy.

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@TWMChrisStrike @PowellAshleigh_ You're welcome.

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@TWMChrisStrike @ChuckBMatthews Good things happen when you listen to me.

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@hitsomebody_ You wouldn't know what good hair looks like since you've only run your greasy, malformed mitts through the hair of Dollar Tree whores at a fifty percent discount.

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@ChuckBMatthews @ViviRobichaud I’m having flashbacks to the EMPIRE name being used after I left a company, as though I didn’t own the trademark, and other members of said faction opening business ventures with said trademarked name.

My accountant was a busy man that year.

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@SouthernClosure @ViviRobichaud Sacrilege.

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@SouthernClosure @ViviRobichaud AGAIN?

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?

[Gott Ist Ein Ringkämpfer @GoddamnBateman]

@ViviRobichaud @SouthernClosure No child born of my loins will tolerate low end garments or accessories.

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@SouthernClosure @GeorgieRRC @RSGLemke @AMCar998 #OOC It is.

Chris handled Exile, William's first friend way back in the day.

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@GeorgieRRC @RSGLemke @AMCar998 #ooc UGH THIS ASSHOLE

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@ViviRobichaud If it’s worth it? Everything.

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Oh really?

[Iron Mom @ViviTraeger]

And for the record? That Asian mist shit burns like nothing I’ve ever had in my eyes before. Ugh.

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@HENNYHeartache Of course, you don’t.

Although now, I almost regret not giving you the fight. I still would’ve beaten you-that’s a given. The fact that I’ll never get to see that moment of disappointment after the fact, when your kids see just how terrible you are compared to me?

That hurts.

[Gott Ist Ein Ringkämpfer @GoddamnBateman]

He says, like I wouldn’t have beaten him in less than five minutes if I was in the business of humoring charity cases like him.

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@HENNYHeartache You can change your name, change your moniker or do whatever you like. You’ll always be Christian Kane to me. Just as disappointing then as you are now.

[Gott Ist Ein Ringkämpfer @GoddamnBateman]

@HENNYHeartache Oh, Chrissy. If only you reached this much in the past, you would’ve actually been known as the face of the companies you had middling success in as opposed to being a footnote.

Keep lying to yourself though. You’re great at it.

[Gott Ist Ein Ringkämpfer @GoddamnBateman]

I told you that you would never get to fight me.