I've been told I'm an ice cold bitch and I never truly understood, until I realized that I like to eat ice cream while standing in the fresh falling snow 🌨 ❄️🍦
Young men try to compensate the lack of performance with aftershave and/or Axe.
The more they smell, well...
Older men have just given up. They know they can't attract or sate women no matter what. 😉
This is absolutely bizarre and slightly hideous looking, costs 280$ and is nicknamed "the sock" despite being a sweater of some kind,
But it looks so warm wear and to fight my frozen, wintery landscape of a home
I. Fucking. Want. It.
Send.