Klaüs: Goddess/Cat

Centre of the Universe, I live in London with my human slaves. Getting on a bit now so decided to start documenting my captivity. #HearMe

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

#NewProfilePic This is me. Looking good! 😻😻😻

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

@lbertarowe He's beautiful.
I had a brofur cat who was all black like that.
He was very cuddly. Loved humans more than me. A bit like a dog, in my opinion : liked to see the humans, cuddled them, licked them... Etc.... Moron! 😜
...
... I miss him. 😿💔

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

My humans are in my servitude. If other humans keep them standing, they will not be so able to serve me me as I wish.
Also, minions or not, they serve me. I am the most magnificent thing & these lesser minions should also bow in homage. #stillLivid #InconsiderateBastards

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

My humans sent me this picture. They're at #Meatopia2019. They were told 'We have a full table. You can't sit here.' The table was this full for a long time.
I am #fuckinglivid
Humans can be tossers to other humans - they say cats are indifferent. At least we're not like these!

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

Oh yes. #Beautiful #CatsOfTwitter #FluffyFursday

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

I haven't tweeted for a while, but feel it's justified. Napping is a worthwhile activity.

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

Baha. It's #MondayMorning. #MondayMotivation isn't a problem for me. I can snuggle while the humans have to get up & go to work. #minions #CatsOfTwitter #RuleTheWorld #pathetichumans

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

#Caturday again. So here's a picture of me. #catsoftwitter #cats #RuleTheWorld #Beautiful

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

Majestic AF.
That is all.
#Caturday #CatsOfTwitter #SaturdayMotivation #haveaniceweekend #HappyNewYear

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

Adorable me. #CatsofTwitter #FluffyFursday #cats #RuleTheWorld

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

@Ina2817 Ha! It's my hoodie now. Finders, keepers; losers, weepers! 😹 #RuleTheWorld #CatsOfTwitter #ChristmasEveEve

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

I have stolen a hoodie and furred all over it.
Kind of makes up for the continuing lack of tree.... 😹😹😹
#RuleTheWorld #Caturday #catsoftwitter

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

#ThatMondayFeeling
#StillNoTree
#NotFestive

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

@Socrates said 'the unexamined life is not worth living'. Good job he lived BC/BCE. If an 'unexamined life' was his worst trouble, then he'd never have coped with a life like mine: 9 days before Christmas & STILL NO TREE! 😿😿😿
#CatsOfTwitter #NotFestive #justice #cats

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

@BibsCat41 🙀 Lots of shinies!
Still none here. 😾

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

@Spikedaslayer They are cute! Here's one of my jelly bean sets. I'm especially taken by my single black pad. All of my others are pink! #CatsOfTwitter #JellyBeanToes

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

@MerLin180310559 Thanks! I rather like it too. I like to think of it as distinguished. #CatsOfTwitter

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

#NewProfilePic This is me. Looking good! 😻😻😻

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

Thank you for helping me reach 100 followers! I literally couldn’t have done it without you.
Ooh, I'm feeling the love... I'm slightly less traumatised by my lack of tree... Thank you.
#CatsOfTwitter #Caturday #CatsAtChristmas #FeelTheLove #RuleTheWorld

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

@AngelCandyMom Waiting is not fun. #JusticeForCats

[Klaüs: Goddess/Cat @GoddessKlaus]

I STILL haven't been given a tree to play with! As you can see from my photo, the situation has gone far beyond amusing. Now, I just find it distressing. #CatsOfTwitter #NotFestive #NoChristmasHere

[Duke of Wellington, Brighton @Brightonwelly]

Local cat missing. Come on Twitter, do your stuff. Let’s find this Christmas Pudding! #LostCat #Brighton @LostCatsBtn @CatsProtection @RSPCABrighton