Thinking about a permenant return to twitter~
How does that sound to all you lawsluts, degenerates and otherwise simply ATMs to hot women in powerful positions who simply enjoy to watch you squirm?
Your goddesses are back from a little break, tho they brought someone back~
Say hello to auntie Theresa~
She's the new tower's merchant, come to her if you need to buy anything, she definitely won't put you in debt~๐
Night night, my 2DFD cuties~ ๐โจ
While I rest, you'll take care of my account by RTing 'n following, won't you?
Once you're done engaging with all my posts, feel free to leave a cute 'lil DM in my inbox for a task ๐
Byee~ ๐
Hola Amigos ๐ฒ๐ฝ
My representation as a lawyer is completely unbiased and I totally do not represent the interests of the cartel ~whatsoever~
I'm a pure blooded american woman who will always make sure you come out on top! ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ
Better call Sal!
Girlbossing the courtroom ain't easy but I sure make it look easy ๐
Donate to Sal Goodwomans lawyer fund today and together we can sue the shit out of even your biggest enemies~ x
My tweets are getting insane reach it looks like~
Soon I'll be rolling in clients, money and power <3
It's not hard to give in to Mommy Goodwoman, I'll take care of your savings and make sure you get the best representation possible.
Better Call Sal~
I'll be taking clients over the next two to three hours, so act fast.
My DMs are open to anyone who apporaches and my initial is currently ยฃ15, 3 coffees in my buy me a coffee link.
Ask for the best legal representation there is on twitter. You BETTER CALL SAL.
As the year comes to an end you truly realise that your life has been lesser without a true representative of the law.
So you know what your new years resolution should be?
BETTER CALL SAL