Noah

EMT he/him

[Kancho @HumpedMyJeweler]

dispatch failed to inform me that the "cardiac arrest" i was responding to was due to a gunshot wound to the head

[YES Network @YESNetwork]

Returning soon.

[I want that ol kind of grok n roll @jestermaxxing]

There’s too much fucking shit on me

[BronxBmbrz @BronxBmbrz]

Me neither, there’s no way he’s hitting that pitch considering he hasn’t even begun his swinging motion

[isaiah @tlop444]

this is on par with how the deep was glazing homelander

[Noah @GodekNoah]

@slime_machine Should I get my paramedic license first or just go straight to fire and get it later? The fire department I work for doesn’t require medic to be a firefighter.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for ‘SPACEBALLS: THE NEW ONE’.

In theaters on April 23, 2027.

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

Umpire correctly calls a balk after noticing a slight difference in Blue Jays pitcher Kevin Gausman’s delivery, a breakdown

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

HAPPY CONFEDERATE LOSERS LOST THE WAR DAY

[In/Pacino/Out @slime_machine]

you know what i like about bro is hes always fuckin talkin about new york. because it’s his job. he is obsessed with new york and when he weighs in on twitter it’s about new york

it gets said a lot but its crazy to see what an actual elected official looks like

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

Apocalyptic scenes from Tehran tonight. I’ve never seen something like this.

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

grateful my wife is a heavy sleeper because I’m in the bed every night spinning around like I’m on a hot dog roller

[Aaron Bailey @AaronBaileyArt]

"Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.."

[Clothes-Minded Individual @NBABabySecret]

“Go on…”

“App… applet— app”

“Sound it out… z is a ‘zuh’ sound”

“Appletizers?”

“*Very* close! It’s appetizers! But you did so good!”

“(grin) I’m gonna throw the football again tomorrow!”

“I know! That’s so exciting!”

[Covie @covie_93]

MAGA believe Alex Pretti was a domestic terrorist without a shred of evidence but refuses to believe that trump is a pedophile with a mountain of evidence.

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

[Dan Gardner @dgardner]

"How does Poland's military compare to Germany's military? Zis is hilarious! Ve could take Warsaw in about 20 minutes!"

[Justin @JustinMLB]

Jarren Duran gonna moonwalk to the batters box to this shit