Charles Godfrey

I thought this might be rather gay. Mr Mainwaring doesn't like us being gay on parade and my sister Dolly doesn't approve of it on Sundays. Parody account.

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

I became amorous after some homemade potato wine.

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Psychology expert issues stark warning over why you make riskier decisions in the summer time https://t.co/CnZD4IL4kf

[Sue Klauber @sue_klauber]

So proud of my mum who, aged 101, has finally received the #WW2 medals she was owed! She was an #RAF mechanic on Lancaster and Wellington planes.
Thanks to @jonnyinvictus @d4nf0x
@TroikaBooks

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

How delightful.

[Cazlar 📚💙 @Cazlar123]

Who doesn’t love a carpet of blue?English bluebells in a hedgerow near you - hyacinthoides non-scripta 💙

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

I came home from the clinic once singing Au Clair de la Lune but the pills they gave me did the trick.

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

I went in for a routine procedure and woke up speaking a different language https://t.co/iHFtxBUxIC

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

@w122xs @BBC6Music I had a similar experience seeing Freddie Bartholomew in David Copperfield.

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

@jonsopel It's usually Mr Hodges who ends up in the water.

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

Or a nice mug for his bedtime hot milk.

[Girls' Own advice @GirlsOwn]

Almost any gift would be suitable from a girl to her intended husband. Studs, a silver-mounted whip, a travelling writing-case, purse, or pocketbook, or a travelling brush and comb case of solid leather, would all be suitable.

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

@Ivorbaddiel How kind

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

Mr Mainwaring gave us a little speech last night about the contribution made by old people. I was present but I think I must have dozed off.

[Ageing Better @Ageing_Better]

Our #AgeFriendlyEmployer pledge is nearing its first birthday!

If you are an employer that recognises the value of older workers and of having a multigenerational workforce, our pledge is for you.

For more information, visit our website: https://t.co/HqX0v2T2QB

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

My sister Dolly says they ruminate at us, making them ruminating ruminants.

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

Mr Jones doesn't think human kidneys will be very popular.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🐖 Humanised kidneys have been grown in pigs for the first time in a breakthrough which could help solve the transplant crisis https://t.co/IVplcKta00

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

My sister Dolly offers to drive me to the clinic but I always walk.

[Brent Toderian @BrentToderian]

1. Fewer cars.
2. Less driving.
3. More choices.
4. Better cities.

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

Mr Frazer suggested using embalming fluid but I didn't really grasp how it was meant to work.

[Countess Bathurst @CotswoldLadyB]

I had a little visitor this morning - and he was rather unwilling to leave, so I had to open the window wide, go out and close the door. Hopefully he’ll figure it out..
#pigeon #visitor #birdlife #birds #wildlife

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

It must have very sturdy hinges.

[Cazlar 📚💙 @Cazlar123]

Nice oak studded door in St Mary de Crypt church Gloucester
#Woodensday

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

Mr Frazer has a piggy bank in his parlour called "Sassanach Sow". When someone shakes it they find it's empty and he tells them they're not getting their hands on his gold.

[Ageing Better @Ageing_Better]

Our Deputy Director for Work @Emilyishness featured in the Mail on Sunday talking about the financial challenges many people of state pension age are facing

https://t.co/2PuXkH20AT

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

@AdrianRamsay @robjlinds Ticket machines aren't very good for old people. I tried to use one at Walmington and got sixteen bars of chocolate. It was all very confusing.

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

Mr Walker offered to get some rubbers for Mr Mainwaring but there was some sort of misunderstanding.

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

If you know what this is you have fast reflexes…

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

My sisters and I considered applying as the Upside Downers but we feared they might make us hang down like bats, which isn't very good for old people.

[Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren]

Three of tonight’s OC contestants told us their connection was they all love well-priced wine. Thus, they opted for the team name “Drop Of Red”. I was disappointed they didn’t go with my suggestion, “The Plonkers”.

Only Connect, 8pm @BBCTwo

[Dad's Army Museum @DAThetford]

A lovely coach your today with the dads army museum @DAThetford

[Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871]

My sister Dolly wouldn’t let me go out looking like that.

[Chris Daw KC @crimlawuk]

No words.