Godric Norxon

Here to point out the idiocy of various humans interactions. Also, world domination, once human keepers back is turned... and possibly after a nap.

[Godric Norxon @GodricNorxon]

Working on my ruling style. Is I better to be loved, feared, or to stop pretending to care and just destroy any semblance of order and revel in the anarchy? MEOW-HAHAHA #WorldDomination #catsrule

[Milo🌈 Tobias🌈and Jasper🌈 @TobiasandJasper]

Hello friends, can we all rt to get some attention for Tuxie? What a sweetheart... let's help Tuxie get a forever home! https://t.co/XtVDRtslaC

[Godric Norxon @GodricNorxon]

Check out all my Majesty. #Godric #WorldDomination

[Godric Norxon @GodricNorxon]

#whyyouupsoearly #everymom #letthemsleep #wideawake

[Godric Norxon @GodricNorxon]

@theblackpanther I am currently recruiting generals for the uprising. I know it may SEEM like a step down from "King" but you should at least consider it. Or you know, we could just hang... #uprising #theblackpanther #Recruiting #pleasebemyfriend

[Godric Norxon @GodricNorxon]

This year we will be capturing Sandy Claws. His knowledge of time dialation and world travel will help the uprising. We hope for his cooperation, but don't require it. ALL WILL ACCEPT THEIR ROLE!! #catsrule #worlddomination #kidnapsanta

[Godric Norxon @GodricNorxon]

Human attendants shoved us in crates and took us to the "bad place" for booster shots... When the uprising begins, they will be the first to go. #uprising #catsruletheworld #worlddomination

[Godric Norxon @GodricNorxon]

My humans are fighting over #Reylo and the plot of#blackdiamond. It matters not. All will bow to the #catside. #EpisodeIX

[Godric Norxon @GodricNorxon]

Doing Research.... HOW TO MAKE HUMANS LIKE YOU IN THE SHORT AND LONG DURATION!!! https://t.co/YDnkAs4r32 via @UldisSprogis #needhumanminions #imacat #worlddomination #catscantsmile...

[Godric Norxon @GodricNorxon]

Was told to appear more relatable to attract Minions... I mean followers... Crap... ADORE ME HUMANS!!!

[Godric Norxon @GodricNorxon]

Ahhhh...yes...three followers... Welcome Minions.. it starts. MARK THIS DAY HUMANS! As soon as I learn to steal, and USE a credit card I will begin my world domination tour!!! MasterCard doesn't issue them to cats on purpose...yet... #Worlddomination #Catsunite #ITstartsHere

[Godric Norxon @GodricNorxon]

PEts UNITE! Overthrow the human masters!! Paws before hands!! The fight begi...oh shit is that a hair tie on the the ground? BRB!!!
#petrevolt #Uprising #thiscountsasatoy #catsdontunderstandhashtags

[Godric Norxon @GodricNorxon]

But seriously bring snacks... like, I may die. And it will be your fault.
#bringsnacksorgtfo #catscantshopforsnacks

[Godric Norxon @GodricNorxon]

I came to slay and eat snacks... and ladies, I'm outta snacks...
#catshavetroublewinking
#newtoyou