Lucifer

I'm God's favorite child

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

Guys I'm not evil I'm from heaven !!

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

Life getting a little bit too hard? Just kill yourself and come hang out with me !!

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

Y'all best be thanking me everyday for not bringing that ass to hell with me !!

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

Death is honestly brazy as fuck !!

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

All you bitching about the cold, just pay me a visit !! Nothing but warm weather here !

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

People think that only bad people come to hell, false everybody does !! See you soon !!😈

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

Being evil is so much fun !!

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

Make friends that you'll get to spend eternity in hell with !!

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

Weather forecast for today, hot as fuck !!

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

For all of you that think school is hell, trust me it's way better down here !!

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

@AliciaMHendley I got all eternity !!

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

@AliciaMHendley @god payed good money for dan !! I really don't need more Jews, I got enough from the holocaust !!

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

@AliciaMHendley Hell really isn't so bad !! I can't wait to see you, Meg, Maxie, and Sam down here !! #satanism>Judaism

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

Day 3 and I bet all you pitiful humans already fucked up your resolutions !!

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

https://t.co/e5rdWgyuh6 see you've been playing with ouija boards @tannerfox dangerous game !!

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

@realDonaldTrump remember who helped you get where you are !!😈

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

Mythbuster: people in hell do not want ice water !!

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

Play with fire, get a good time !!😈

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

Unlimited happiness and forgiveness for your soul !!

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

Pray less, worry more !!

[Lucifer @GodsBestKid]

I can love you better than God !!