Carl Newby

Carl of Cthulhu. Writer, artist, general good-for-nothing. An ND with ASD/HFA, MS and a BA. BLM. TRAHR. He/Him(They/Them also fine)

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

Just want to point out that @Rosie was making fun of Trump's idiocy and vile moral bankruptcy before it was cool.

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

@pagetpaget You are uniquely beautiful. Any changes made to make you "prettier" are only things that make you more generic. More stereotypical. More interchangeable with others who look the same. Changing you to be like that would be like defacing a perfect work of art.

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

@MarkHamill "IT'S CALLED X NOW! STOP CALLING IT TWITTER! I CHANGED ITS NAME TO X!" shrieks thin-skinned billionaire who deadnames his own daughter.

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

@glasscannonpod just checking my Spotify Wrapped. Mmhmm, mmhmm... Yes. This all seems in order...

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

Okay. Four of the last five likes I got were from... brassieres... and the one that isn't just a photo of a bra mentions a collection of "naked profile pictures" - this is ridiculous. I'm going to https://t.co/4D7emYGPpJ if anyone needs me.

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

@OhNoSheTwitnt Yes, Elon. We've all seen Beyond Thunderdome.

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

I don't usually talk about a person's appearance (glass houses and all that), but it's ironic Laurence Fox attacked a woman based on how ****able he thinks she looks.
Dude was stunt cast on a show solely because of how he looks freakier than Frankenstein's monsters.

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

@KevinSpacey get checked for MS. It might be why your arm lost feeling.

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

@rhysnicholson Wait, so... six word HAPPY story?

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

So Warner Bros. could have met all demands from the actors' and writers' strikes for 70 million a year. Due to the shutdowns they're set to lose 500 million this year.
You know that "we don't negotiate with terrorists" line? That's how capitalists see paying workers a fair share.

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

Is this thing still going?!

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

@KristerJohnson I choose to use the Chinese (Pinyin) pronunciation.

e.g. "Did you see the latest Xeet Elon did on X?"

https://t.co/JUpPLv7i8N

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

@ejdickson Well that's disappointing. I've been a fan since Don't Trust the B**** in Apartment 23. This is a real pity.

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

@mezosaurus Hastings? 1066

Grew up in England, so we have this date implanted in us from as close to birth as the law allows.

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

The BBEG in my latest RPG is Elonald Mump. A guy who desperately wants everyone to know how rich he is, whilst also being too poor to pay his rent/staff/debts.

https://t.co/2Nh1bvCfQg

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I made it look like the car's moving and it's 100x better.

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

@RICHARDLNEWBY "Boil 'em, fuck 'em, stick 'em in a stew."

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

@ask_aubry Man, I loved Lindsay Wagner in The Lesbianic Woman when I was a kid.

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

@the_moviebob That guy mostly kicked his own ass... As many transphobes are wont to do.

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

@TychoBrahe A-crit-sitions Incorpo-role-ated!

[Carl Newby @Godsbane]

@jonathanstea Why does David "Avocado" Wolfe steal all his content from other people?

Because this is what happens when he has to make it up himself.