Anomander(✸,✸)

[MOTOMBO @Maazi_MOTOMBO]

I’ve come to realize I’m kind but not friendly. I treat people with basic human respect but my hospitality doesn't mean I'm trying to please you or be friends.
I no de reason 90% of the people I chill with, you have to be rebellious for us to be friends.

[Anomander(✸,✸) @Godseed_]

Cheap power. Very destructive type of woman

[Yobarnub 🦍 @realyobarnub]

“Female employers, I want you to be stern with your male employees. In my case, I don’t ask I command. I am always strict with my male employees; I make them humble. Even a six-foot man, I make him humble.” 👀🙆🏽‍♂️

~ Lady says

[Anomander(✸,✸) @Godseed_]

@ogheneyxle Getting ready for that "...male audience...it's their fault"

[Anomander(✸,✸) @Godseed_]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Anomander(✸,✸) @Godseed_]

I understand that when you're poor, one of the things you can't afford is dignity but omo I can't imagine putting myself in a situation that could possibly end like this?

[Introvert 🎲🥏 @hintrovertt]

Someone stole your phone, you eventually caught him. Which style will be your favorite? 😭😂

[Anomander(✸,✸) @Godseed_]

How I despise being lumped in with these oafs as "all men"

[Anomander(✸,✸) @Godseed_]

@ogheneyxle 😂😂😂😂😂

[Anomander(✸,✸) @Godseed_]

Such a dumb take

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Anomander(✸,✸) @Godseed_]

@Bimbochan It means you're gonna rent an apartment with a vampire sex cult soon. Dream interpreted. You're welcome

[Anomander(✸,✸) @Godseed_]

@wydysta 🤣

[Anomander(✸,✸) @Godseed_]

@messedupfoods I'm genuinely confused by this in American culture. What's her job if not serving? Isn't she paid a salary?

[Chibuzor @toneecofficial]

Working on the album ma g

[Igbo Archives @igbodiaries]

Man narrates how their club members cooked at the house of a fellow club member who’s wife put to bed, as they paid them a visit.

[Anomander(✸,✸) @Godseed_]

@toneecofficial Whatchu doing in Abuja, broski

[Anomander(✸,✸) @Godseed_]

@danglingmanhood @malantrent Dumbass

[Anomander(✸,✸) @Godseed_]

Can someone explain tipping to me in the context of this note?

If a waiter/waitress's job isn't to serve then what are they paid a monthly salary for exactly?

[✞Yคภкєє✞ ♑️ @yankeedraft]

You just finished your meal, paid the bill, and then received this receipt.

How do you respond to this?

[Vin🇵🇹🇯🇵🇫🇷 @Zenitsuzumaki]

Beefing your teammate uno

[Anomander(✸,✸) @Godseed_]

@le_Parka @Jaythekeed Lmfao. The podcast is called I Said What I Said.

Standing by their sometimes sensible, sometimes foolish takes is literally what they do

[Anomander(✸,✸) @Godseed_]

Whatever happened to spending retirement
Seeing the world?
Spending time with your life partner?
Reconnecting with childhood friends who'd be old as shit by the?
Even smoking igbeaux sef?
Must primal desires rule your brain, ehn? Animal

[Anomander(✸,✸) @Godseed_]

Maybe, just maybe, if most men can remove women from that perfect vision of life, society will get better.

I'm not saying you shouldn't want a woman in your life. But to believe that when "every man" is retiring, he should have a big batty sex worker cooking in his kitchen???

[Minister of Electricity @VITO_G_Wagon]

This should be a retirement plan for every men. Imagine waking up to this everyday .🔥🔥🔥