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27 | Have more than you show, speak less than you know. -William Shakespeare • 🎮 I play games and make shitty content 🎮 •

[jas @Godzuki_]

Storm arc has arrived

[radish 萝卜 @yinsanyun]

im a gamer, not a player. players pull chicks, i pull the boss early and get auto attacked to death

[jas @Godzuki_]

@areheon Wooper :)

[✰ @whoisfolaa]

I fear the hottest relationship dynamic is when a woman acts like a chaotic little creature and the man finds it genuinely hilarious instead of spiritually exhausting. Like, he’s not trying to tame her he’s just entertained, deeply fond, and occasionally wondering what the hell is going on 😭

[Kaisaswife @Kaisaswife]

do i pick hitler or stalin?

[Old School RuneScape @OldSchoolRS]

Congrats on the only small net 99 Fishing, @Bosby_! 🎉

Our data team has verified your accomplishment. 🏆

[trish @ultragloss]

he might actually be the funniest man alive

[lucky @irereieri]

i need a weighted blanket and he needs to be like 6’2 or something like that

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Aposematism is there to warn off predators, not sexual partners. If you’re repelled by it, it’s working.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

@elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o’ war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

In God of War (2018), you spend the entire game mourning a woman who never says a word. She's just a body you carry up a mountain. The next game makes her the hero. And in the old stories, she once fought Thor to a standstill.

Her name is Faye. She dies in the opening, and everything after is Kratos, the bald, furious warrior you play as, and his young son Atreus carrying her ashes to the highest peak in the world. You never hear her speak. You only ever see her wrapped in cloth, then burning on a funeral fire.

What the games slowly reveal is who she was. To the giants she was Laufey the Just, a warrior who led uprisings against Odin and his gods and shielded the weak from them, even breaking their prisoners loose. She fought Thor once and neither of them won. He was drunk at the time, fine, but Thor is the hardest hitter the gods have, so holding him off at all says plenty.

That famous axe Kratos throws and magically calls back to his hand was hers first. The dwarf blacksmiths Brok and Sindri forged it for her, built to match Thor's hammer, and she handed it down to Kratos before she died.

She also quietly set the whole story in motion. She could see the future, so she marked the trees around their home, arranged her own funeral, and aimed Kratos and Atreus straight at the journey that eventually topples Odin. The person steering all of it spent the entire time as a corpse.

Sony revealed God of War: Laufey at their June State of Play, with twenty minutes of gameplay. Everyone figured a prequel, since she's dead. Nope. Creative director Cory Barlog says it's "a continuation of the timeline," starting the moment after that funeral. Instead of resting in peace, Faye wakes up somewhere called the Everywhen, the afterlife of the gods. Dead gods from all kinds of myths claw over the last scraps of power there, and the plans she made to protect her family are already coming apart.

The fighting is built around her, not her husband. Kratos is slow and heavy and hits like a truck. Faye is quick and airborne, leaping and juggling enemies in the air with a magic sword. She can hit an enemy hard enough to knock its soul clean out of its body, then start wailing on the soul itself. Deborah Ann Woll, Karen from Daredevil, plays her again, and the character is modeled on her face. Her first sidekick is a talking jelly cube named Phranque, voiced by Jack Quaid from The Boys.

There's no release date yet, and it's PS5 only. The woman whose death powered two of the best action games ever made finally gets to fight her own war.

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[drac .ᐟ 💭 @nyaspidey]

discord really the place where u can make ur name literally anything and ppl will call u that. ur name could be doorhandle and ppl will hop in vc talkin bout “yo doorhandle u gonna get on the game” 😭

[Ælþemplær @Aelthemplaer]

A bee only lives for 6 weeks and yet still finds time to bee jovial in the beauty of nature.

Why are you worrying, Anon?

Frolick more.

[ratte @rattecs]

dropping an awp to your low elo bro is like loaning money to a drug addict

there aint no return on that investment

[Kat 🕸️ (new) @kat_moder]

"if you lose too many games in a row, consider taking a break!" how bout u consider throating it to the base now QUEUE UP

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[🌺🕊️Robinkehlchen42🕊️🌺 @TwinkLit42]

I give funny people in my discord the jester role and if im bored ill @ it and say "amuse me" ans if they fail they're banned

[wane 🍁 @wanesart]

BAMFFF🥊#ironfist #marvelrivals

[solé @layxsnv]

Behind every pretty girl is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight 😭