Lauren Goebbels Boebert

Owner of OPEN CARRY GRILL for some reason.

Proud member of the Sedition Caucus.

No longer offering tours of the Capitol.

Parody

[Adam Frisch - Win The Center/Win Back Rural USA @AdamForColorado]

I am officially running again against Lauren Boebert!

In 2022, we came just 546 votes short of defeating Boebert. It was the closest race in the entire country. Now, I’m running again, but I need your help.

Please, will you chip in now to my campaign to defeat Lauren Boebert?

[@Fievel131. @Fievel131]

@mattgaetz I'm more worried about PPP loans that were given to elected officials
....than the money SVB was given

[Lauren Goebbels Boebert @GoebbelsBoebert]

@laurenboebert First is was Hillary! LOCK HER UP!

[Leslieoo7 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 @Leslieoo7]

We are Americans.
We fly one flag.
We defend democracy.
We put country over party.
We're a diverse melting pot.
We want equal rights for all.

We really are patriots.

We're not going anywhere.

Get used to it.
#NeverForgetJanuary6th #January6th

[Grandpa Snarky @GrandpaSnarky]

#FBR E
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#FBRParty
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Pls RT

[Lauren Goebbels Boebert @GoebbelsBoebert]

@ConSelfOwns

[The Kansas City Star @KCStar]

Missouri Sen. Josh Hawley is writing a book titled ‘Manhood: The Masculine Virtues Americans Need.’ Read more: https://t.co/g5ch7tMoV4

[CAMPBIZZLE @happycrazytown]

@laurenboebert https://t.co/LnLK0JKdyc

[CAMPBIZZLE @happycrazytown]

@laurenboebert He was cleared of any wrong doing.
You, not so much...

[Lauren Goebbels Boebert @GoebbelsBoebert]

@laurenboebert We all know you're not going to read it.

And I'm not saying that as an insult to your intelligence.

I'm saying you're entirely cynical and you vote the way your party wants you to, no matter the content of the bill.

[Emmanuel 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @EdaMagician]

@lavern_spicer @RepBoebert Relevant? As in something you are not

[Lauren Goebbels Boebert @GoebbelsBoebert]

@RepBoebert What's your middle name Lauren?

[Lauren Goebbels Boebert @GoebbelsBoebert]

I'm probably wrong about what Lauren's middle name is, but I think I got it right in spirit.

[Rep. Lauren Boebert @RepBoebert]

It turns out the R in Joseph R. Biden stand for recession.

[Lauren Goebbels Boebert @GoebbelsBoebert]

@laurenboebert Didn't your bar & grill just go under?

[Lauren Goebbels Boebert @GoebbelsBoebert]

@laurenboebert Subsidies, Lauren.

What was in your 1776 plan? Remember tweeting this?

[Lauren Goebbels Boebert @GoebbelsBoebert]

@laurenboebert Has Lauren Boebert ever explained her 1776 tweet from 1/6?

[Lauren Goebbels Boebert @GoebbelsBoebert]

@RepBoebert Love it or hate it, we should not need to debate you being indicted and ultimately sentenced for aiding and abetting an insurrection. Or is it 1776 yet?

[Lauren Goebbels Boebert @GoebbelsBoebert]

*Citation Needed.

Here's some evidence of Lauren's terrorist behavior, though:

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

German Communists founded ANTIFA. They are anti-capitalism and anti-American.

Today they violently attack their fellow Americans for perceived faults or not being woke enough.

ANTIFA is a Violent Communist Domestic Terror group. Soy-ISIS but with preferred pronouns.

[Lauren Goebbels Boebert @GoebbelsBoebert]

@laurenboebert This is the dumbest thing you've tweeted since "Today is 1776."

[Lauren Goebbels Boebert @GoebbelsBoebert]

@laurenboebert Insurrection is illegal. period.