KoKo

I like to eat pizza and talk about my dog

[Loud and Right. @b0mbchell_]

One thing about me I’ma pay for convenience

[KoKo @GoebelKourtney]

There is something so hysterical about watching everyone get out of their car at the hospital with the exact same “fuck this” attitude

[KoKo @GoebelKourtney]

How in the fuck did I go from hot girl summer to picking out matching bathing suits for me and my man 🤡

[KoKo @GoebelKourtney]

If 35 years together doesn’t look like this, throw the whole damn thing away

[KoKo @GoebelKourtney]

Realizing as I roll into 26 that it’s now me who is weird for not having kids and I should probably stop judging people my age for “getting pregnant” aka trying to have kids lmao

[Danya @dxxnya]

“we gotta go the uber is here”

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

if i say "i hate men" and you respond "what about me" then especially you

[KoKo @GoebelKourtney]

Say what you want about New Yorkers but shoveling your car out in the winter will build a certain kind of character and humility in a person.

[KoKo @GoebelKourtney]

Does anyone get pre annoyed with people or events? Like you’ve worked yourself up so much prior the person or event didn’t even stand a chance.

[KoKo @GoebelKourtney]

@AustinAloi_24 Absolutely carried the whole grade. For that we thank you

[KoKo @GoebelKourtney]

Anyone else remember when we made a kid do a dead sprint to be in the 8th grade DC trip photo twice

[KoKo @GoebelKourtney]

@ArianaGrande doing a full blown tour post Mac is absolutely WILD. Like we absolutely have to stop acting like celebrities aren’t human

[KoKo @GoebelKourtney]

My mom legit just told me she doesn’t like Jim Carey’s grinch so if anyone wants to adopt me this Christmas plz lemme know

[KoKo @GoebelKourtney]

Your friends who have been there from the start recognizing your growth and wellbeing is like nothing else

[KoKo @GoebelKourtney]

Last night on the Peds ICU I watched a 17 year old fight for her life from covid. If you think it can’t be you.. you are so ignorant and SO wrong. Please fucking take this shit seriously

[KoKo @GoebelKourtney]

Am I crazy or is there absolutely no reason for police officers on horse back anymore

[KoKo @GoebelKourtney]

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[KoKo @GoebelKourtney]

Also why didn’t anyone tell me I’m too sensitive to be a nurse 😐

[KoKo @GoebelKourtney]

This did not age well folks. We are still semi quarantined, I am in nursing school during a pandemic, I also had copious amounts of wine and pasta today to deal with it all. And the real kicker?! I am most certainly NOT fit.

[KoKo @GoebelKourtney]

Honestly shout out to Cuomo for continuing our quarantine until May 15. I really feel like I’ve gotten another shot here people, could this be my chance emerge as the fit girl?