anthony goeckermann

I cuddle on the first date

[anthony goeckermann @Goeckermann]

@DepressedDarth $

[Anti @Antehdote]

Overheard at work: "sometimes when I'm having a bad day I just look down my shirt and everything is well again."

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@BasedNegro and thats why you are gonna miss her when she is gone

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@BasedNegro http://t.co/AA98gkT8Yw Alderaan Shot first!

[anthony goeckermann @Goeckermann]

I wish there was an app that texted people "This is not the droid you are looking for" when you turned it on so people wouldn't bother you

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@BasedNegro brah birdemic is so amazing. You mad because you can't get a hold of his Mustang that gets 300mpg

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@BasedNegro it's my money and I need it now!

[anthony goeckermann @Goeckermann]

Early bday to myself

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@BasedNegro http://t.co/ckoisjjr8V this is a review of Saints Row 3. Enjoy

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A jerk a day keeps the thirst away

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There are so many days where I wish teen Titans Go! was Teen Titans Gone.....

[anthony goeckermann @Goeckermann]

When the zombie apocalypse happens I am heading to Christian Bale's house and pretend to be batman

[Dean Hall @rocket2guns]

Someone just sent me a "in a relationship" request on facebook. Could this be love?

[anthony goeckermann @Goeckermann]

I'm the type of person that if I like a girl and she doesn't like me the same way I will just move on and find someone who does.