SARAH GOERTZ

Texas State Alumni 🐾🐱🖤

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

Hello Twitter!! I’ve resurfaced to create a thread of all my favorite quotes from my best friends. 😄 I think it’s what the world needs.. so here ya go. 🤙🏻

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

Thank you God for a love like this 🖤

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

How was Victor at 28 points on @PrizePicks hits a 2 goes up to thirty… gets a foul… makes a free throw for 31 and all the stats says he’s at 29 points for the game? Ummm hello???

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

“How’s my fav friends ex doing” is my all time favorite message I’ve ever received. 🤣

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

The Madison Hotel 💛

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

I don’t think anything builds more confidence then a drunk man walking up to you at bar and screaming “holy shit… your so fucking hot.. you just deserve to know.., the fit… the face… the body. Damn queen” and leaving 🤣
Thanks random stranger from Dallas 🤣

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

It’s official I’m in love with @JakeOettinger @DallasStars LETS GOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

(Door bell rings…)
Coworker: gosh that’s an annoying sound!! Why would they change it to that??
Coworker: “We are more likely to respond to annoying things”
“Yeah…. based on Sarah’s exes.. I’d say that’s true” 🙃 ~ W.R

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

Hello Twitter!! I’ve resurfaced to create a thread of all my favorite quotes from my best friends. 😄 I think it’s what the world needs.. so here ya go. 🤙🏻

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

Excuse the mess.. he’s a wreck… all cause I got the best of his heart and his head left an ache in his chest… now he ain’t been the same since I left.. 😵‍💫🍺😉

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

@ReaganHuggins12 Okay but wait… I want this hat 🫡

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

My Dad: I need to add some information into the book of red flags after hearing about this one…
My Dad: but wait.. Sarah’s ex filled all those pages already.
Happy Freakin New Year Yall 🤣

[CBain @cbain100]

Alec Bohm trying to not laugh at the National Anthem has me dying😭😭😭

[Coby’s Gambling Corner @CobyValentine24]

Alec Bohm couldn’t hold in his laughter on this national anthem lol

#HomeRunDerby

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

I am a horrible singer… and I think I could of sang the National Anthem better then the chick at the Home Run Derby🤦🏻‍♀️

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

HOME RUN DERBY TIME!!!!!!😍😍😍

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

“What’s 4 + 4 bitch??? ATE!!! He f*ckin ATE!!” 🍽️
~ A.G

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

“I feel like sometimes you have only one brain cell… and I need to Bluetooth you another..” (touches heads together…. “Boop”) ~ A.G. 🤣

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

“Growing up and becoming an adult is having the realization that your favorite childhood pop star did indeed NOT directly wave to you.. while sitting in the nose bleeds of the concert you attended when you were 11 years old 👩🏼🎸🎤🌎” ~ S.G

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

Turning 25 In June and this year I have..
1: started working out 🏋️‍♀️
2: got a promotion at work 👏🏻
3: made some new friends and have spent more time with family🖤
4: started going out (dancing/bars/ live music etc) 🎶🍹
5: gained confidence ☺️
I’m proud of how far I’ve come 😄

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

“Did y’all really see through that?”
“Yes, like a glass window… STUPID” ~ A.G.

[SARAH GOERTZ @GoertzSarah]

Me: well.. our family is really really bad at seeing red flags.. maybe you can be the one to change that.
(Sister from the other room)
“babe I’m colorblind” ~ K.G