Traven Goettl

I'm about as straight as i drive

[Traven Goettl @GoettlTraven]

That's just about everyone cuz most people can't spin a basketball or have money raining from ceiling.
-Dallas

[Largo High Thespians @Troupe911]

Come join us at Largo High's Auditorium this Friday for an Improv Show featuring Troupe 911 and Troupe 2177! 🎭

[Traven Goettl @GoettlTraven]

Hoe shit ain't shit cause hoes ain't shit

[Traven Goettl @GoettlTraven]

"Can someone tell me why pubes are going through deforestation at the same rate as the tropical rain forest?"

[Traven Goettl @GoettlTraven]

Fire will Fire if it's Fire

[Traven Goettl @GoettlTraven]

"Play nickleback. If I'm burning in hell you're all coming with me"

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

If your having a bad day .. 😭 https://t.co/r8wfGOxeQ1

[Traven Goettl @GoettlTraven]

@ky_marsh

[Traven Goettl @GoettlTraven]

"She's a two faded bitch"

[Traven Goettl @GoettlTraven]

"That's how I feel about Miss. P. Like she's just a cool dude" @beachjunkiegabe

[Traven Goettl @GoettlTraven]

"So are surfers just like ocean stoners"
"Yeah I think so"

[Traven Goettl @GoettlTraven]

If you drive to DHS or a parent drives you put up a flag for freedom friday. lets show them that we are proud to be Americans!!

[zaria @zxria]

Please make this happen 😭😭

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Isn’t it weird that in America our flag, history, and culture offend so many people. But our “free” benefits and government programs don’t?

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

12 years ago, a dangerous cult based on demonology, witchcraft, classic cars was formed. Celebrate #SupernaturalDay!

[Traven Goettl @GoettlTraven]

Go to gradpoint they said, it will be fine they said. Yet every other time I come here I have to help break up a fight

[Traven Goettl @GoettlTraven]

"Calculus is just finding the slope of curvy stuff, and finding the area of curvy stuff"-Mr. T

[Traven Goettl @GoettlTraven]

"MMMMMM, MATH STUFF IS GOOD!" -Mr. T

[Traven Goettl @GoettlTraven]

"Why do you always get stuck?"

"Because I like mud and drive a ford"

How else does one get stuck?