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Questions, thoughts & ponderings

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So it looks like there’s now anal on Chiswick High Street

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@AmexUK Your 24/7 live chat is not available. An AmEx customer support agent just told me on the phone to move my query to live chat but I can't....

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@Pret_uk Please tell Chiswick branch that a macchiato is an espresso amount of coffee with a teaspoon of foamy milk on top. Undrinkable and what’s worse, the staff member tried a second time (in small espresso cup) but again flooded with too much liquid to the brim. Threw it away

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@vintagebooks Love the relationship between Dickie and Tom in The Talented Mr Ripley but who’s “Toni” on page 57 of this edition? Typo? Meant to be “Tom”??

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@CharlieSPryor Same here. Double. Shopped around…they were triple!!

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@RingGo_parking Have DM you all of that info. Thanks

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@RingGo_parking Hope you can help. I was issued a PCN even though I had, as always, booked parking for my session on the RingGo app. I clicked the Pay button but the council are saying the session never went through. Please can you assist. I’ve never had any problems with RingGo

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@MetroBank_Help Found a debit card yesterday. DMd @Metro_Bank yesterday with details but no reply. Please reply to my DM

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@Metro_Bank Found a debit card yesterday. DMd you yesterday with details but no reply from you. Please reply to my DM

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@marksandspencer M&S cholla breads are noticeably smaller (370g now compared to 400g previously) yet the price is still the same…

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@headmastersuk Small typo in your spelling of ‘substitute’ (Chiswick W4 shop). Thought you’d like to know…

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@waitrose DMing you now

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@waitrose Why does the packaging of your rice not state where the rice is produced? It only says where the rice is "packed". It will be good to know where the food we eat (not just your rice) comes from.

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@StopTheMATness Joining with Kensington Aldridge Academy will maintain an open horizontal dialogue within the community as opposed to what I can only describe as a vertical communication if United Learning Trust were to be selected #SaveHollandParkSchool

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@StopTheMATness Holland Park School would become just another branch within United Learning Trust, almost akin to another branch of Starbucks. #savehollandparkschool

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@StopTheMATness The very nature of how United Learning Trust is set up is to standardise the teaching across all of their schools, washing away and dismantling in its path each school’s heritage, identity and social purpose within the community #savehollandparkschool

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@Wickes Just popped into the Ealing branch of Wickes and was so impressed by the friendly and knowledgeable staff. They’ve created a great atmosphere for customers and staff alike. Well done, Wickes!

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@fever_uk Family emergency means we can't make today's Van Gogh Experience. Have emailed you. Please email back so we can swap for another date. Thanks

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@FedExEurope Yesterday we booked a collection of 85 packages. Each package is identical and is going to a different UK address. It is crucial that these packages are collected from us today as they need to reach their recipients before weekend. Please can you DM with an update

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@UPS_UK Help please! I need to send 90 identical packages to 90 different addresses across the UK. All packages to be collected from the same UK address. How do I do this on the UPS website? Is this what you call a "batch shipment"? If so, please DM me with instructions! Thanks