The Gogan Imperium

Spiritualist, Militarist, Authoritarian | Evangelizing Zealots | In the name of unity and honor, join the Imperium! Praise the light! #Stellaris #rp

[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

The Gogan Imperium is the center of unity throughout the galaxy. Through strength and duty do we all become stronger, understand ourselves better, and bring order. Our people serve the Imperium, and we serve the people in turn.

For the sake of unity, praise be the Light!

[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

Just so folks are aware, this twitter account has relocated to Tumblr and is trying to revive activity there, such as with this post explaining the backstory of the Nagi: https://t.co/slOrfSe6c0

[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

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[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

@HumanCivil62022 Congratulations, but much of the galaxy is far more advanced than you. Given your ongoing goals, we would suggest you align yourselves with us. We do not intend to allow the Astral Emperor to keep his throne.

[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

@elepharchy … you are all idiots.

[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

@A_Spec Gotta get the first adopters on board somehow, I suppose…

[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

@EmpireGogana @DakronMatrix @ArdentMF Maybe finish your ongoing war before starting a new one, mates!

[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

Hostilities have been temporarily suspended to allow our troops to celebrate Holy Light day. We encourage all of our troops to rest and communicate with their families.

[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

@VaktharOfSong This threat sounds psionic in nature. We lack the resources to send help at the moment, but can you keep us informed as to the nature of this threat as it evolves?

[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

@Perate_IND Wait, hang on. That’s not how that works! He crumbles to dust and vanishes into the Shroud when he dies.

[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

@Perate_IND *A bloodied Sassonid turns a camera to himself, overlooking a massive, draconic corpse*

I’ll take that… *huff* that bounty payout, now… *huff*

[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

@VegvaSignal @elepharchy You clearly don’t understand the definition of “context clues”.

And besides that, a lot of them have *tried* and it’s proved ineffectual and we are trying to get them to sit down and stop before they hurt themselves.

[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

Reports from the field - and our enemies - has confirmed the Emperor has once again been defeated, banished back into the Shroud for a time. We predict he will not return before the end of this standard year. Now, we pressure our ancient enemy as hard as we can!

[Gogana Empire @EmpireGogana]

Gold tower has fallen! An immediate withdrawal of major forces is required!

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

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[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

Intercepted comm from the Empire: "-do you mean 'they made a poisoned swamp'? I told you to- ugh... you know what? I'll do it myself. Rally the troops. We're destroying their so-called God-Shattering Star."

[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

The Imperator arrives, and the tide is turning. We will face our enemy, the Astral Emperor, head on! And we will defeat him for this time.

[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

@of_galactic @EmpireGogana I see I’ll have to sort this out myself.

[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

@PXMCorp @Perate_IND @EmpireGogana Well, he’s not infallible. Sassonid has offed him before. He just keeps coming back, the bastard…

[The Gogan Imperium @GoganImperium]

@Perate_IND @EmpireGogana Hate to break it to you, but he’s technically not killable. Not in a traditional sense, anyhow. Plus I *really* don’t advice generic space sailors to take on what may as well be a demi-god.

(Plus the imperial equivalent is actually worth 2 million credits)