DaMe TrUe LinEs!!

Being ordinary is great!check out,I just luv everything!

[DaMe TrUe LinEs!! @GogoiMonurom]

You can run from your problems,unless your problem is Ussain Bolt!!

[AlmireHellyar @AlmireHellyar]

Your joke was funny, but I don't like you, therefore I shall not laugh.

[Noah Alatza @noahalatza]

people that make cancer jokes can just walk themselves straight to hell

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Stop editing your pics. What if you go missing?
How can we find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook, and Waka Flocka in person.

[Mustafa Hussain @mustafah]

I don't forgive people because i'm weak, i forgive them because i am strong enough to know people make mistakes.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

I'm not lazy, I'm just extremely motivated to do nothing.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

I'm on Twitter because my family is on Facebook.

[Stumbler Popular @StumblerPopular]

do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them

[Stumbler Popular @StumblerPopular]

Girls come and go; but I cum and leave.

[The Quote @thequote]

It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.
-Pablo Picasso

[Stumbler Popular @StumblerPopular]

true love is when your pet comes to your room on its own

[Urdu Hindi Jokes @Urdu_Hindi_Joke]

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"Thousands of languages around this world, But SMILE beats them all. Becoz Smile is the Language that even a BABY can UNDERSTAND.!!"

[Stumbler Viral @StumblerViral]

Women have smaller brains than men, however, women also use their brains more efficiently than men