Banana Dog

Just a banana dog shilling out in the corporate world

[Banana Dog @GoingBananasDog]

My dad “peeled” out and went to Germany without me. Well, I left a “present” for him.

[Banana Dog @GoingBananasDog]

I know when I’m not needed. Later fam. Hitting up my dog in Brussels. #bananadogabroad #ZinnekePis

[Banana Dog @GoingBananasDog]

All alone again!!! My dad abandons me constantly. I’m going to go on a trip and see if he misses me . . . 😢#bananadogabroad

[Banana Dog @GoingBananasDog]

With the family out, I was able to root for my favorite team tonight. #govols #ignorethespread #awinisawin

[Banana Dog @GoingBananasDog]

So sad. A bunch of my friends peeled out. Alone again. 😭🍌🐕 #abandoned

[Banana Dog @GoingBananasDog]

I’ve already found a new home with friends that cares about my well-being!! #feelinggood 🍌🐕 #dontneedmyfamily

[Banana Dog @GoingBananasDog]

Are they still family if they go on vacation without you? Banana dog is feeling excluded 😔 🍌🐕 #sad

[Banana Dog @GoingBananasDog]

In Duluth today. Sad to see a coworker leave. ☮️ ❤️ and 🤡 to all my peeps. #word

[Banana Dog @GoingBananasDog]

What up bitches I’m back from the dead! #longweekend #wwbdd

[Banana Dog @GoingBananasDog]

Well after last week, all I can say is, take several seats https://t.co/zJXVExYdNx

[Banana Dog @GoingBananasDog]

Someone please tell my mom this is animal cruelty

[Banana Dog @GoingBananasDog]

Everyone in the office is talking about a physical fitness challenge. Is this all life is? Consuming bio matter and then monotonously working out?

[Banana Dog @GoingBananasDog]

Today I have achieved sentience.