Kaiju Cowboy

tired of pulling my punches...

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

*Aliens land...
'What the fuck happened down here?!?!'
Me (lighting a cigar)
'Somebody ate a bat or something I don't know, hey can I borrow the keys to yer ship?'

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@wendeeluvz

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@wendeeluvz Mine says 'muff diving'🤨... Must have gotten a foreign import

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@wendeeluvz The Titanic

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@TheCinesthetic

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@LakeShowYo Yeah well retards are retards no matter what🤨

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@Bryozi Yeah it's almost as if the vast majority of video game players are male... Crazy right 🤨

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@RedPandaKoala Fantastic movie... The only thing I didn't like was the spindly tall alien... He looks so much like a puppet it just... Just wasn't up to par with the rest of the aliens

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@try2underit I mean I got to pee somewhere...

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@NatashaCL7 @memeslich @jon42saul Want to

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@horrormuseum She do something to her face too? 🤨

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@WrestlingNewsCo He should just quit wrestling that'll be apology enough

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@simplyme519 I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright,
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
And I have never seen that dress you're wearing...

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

One of the few people I'm friends with in my neighborhood who I hadn't seen in a while just bumped into me while I was walking my dog and told me that her mother passed away suddenly and that's why she had been absent... I feel terrible for her. 😥

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@simplyme519 And I know you had good reason... Which stinks but you did the right thing

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@simplyme519 We're just wrapping up our last walk for the day... Should finish up at 7

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@amhaunted Next I'll explain why so many men over over 60 have no ass...

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@AlixG_2

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@jeanisalunatic @RiderofWolves Well you have to be completely willing to swallow the wor(tackled by censors)

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@ABC7 Having fun with their bullshit propaganda are you? Enjoy it while it lasts...

[Kaiju Cowboy @GojiraOmega]

@Yankees @BombChelleNY About time