Satoru Gojo

[lorem ipsum @altashanta]

Después del terremoto en Venezuela, una familia buscaba a su bebé entre los escombros. El papá entre lágrimas lo llamaba a los gritos Y EL BEBÉ SALIÓ GATEANDO.

Esto es un milagro

[Dr Koena Moabelo🇿🇦 @RealKoenaza]

Reshare just to irritate those who hate South Africans.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇿🇦🇲🇽 Mexico and South Africa fly to World Cup round of 32! ✨

Legendary achievement for South Africa, first time in their history at RO32. 🥹

Mexico win the group with 3/3 wins. 🌪️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎🇿🇦 OFFICIAL: South Africa make history and qualify to World Cup round of 32! 💥

[The Fútbol Zone | FZ @TheFutbolZoneX]

🚨 Jamie Carragher Blasts Ronaldo After Uzbekistan Brace: "This Changes Nothing"

🗣️ "I've seen people acting like Ronaldo just scored a World Cup final winner against prime Germany. Let's calm down for a second.

Yes, he scored two goals. Fair enough. Strikers are supposed to score goals. But the reaction from some of his fans has been absolutely unbelievable. Social media is flooded with posts talking about 'greatness', 'legacy' and 'the GOAT debate being over' because he scored against Uzbekistan in a group-stage game.

This is exactly the problem. Context disappears whenever Ronaldo scores.

Meanwhile Messi came into the tournament and immediately scored a hat-trick in his first match and followed it up with a brace in the second. Five goals in two games. Yet somehow the conversation today is about Ronaldo finally opening his account against opposition that nobody expected Portugal to struggle against in the first place.

The standards are completely different.

When Messi scores five goals in two games, people say, 'That's Messi being Messi.' When Ronaldo scores a couple against a team ranked far below the elite nations, some fans start talking as if football history has been rewritten.

The GOAT debate was settled by performances on the biggest stages, against the biggest opponents, under the biggest pressure. That's where Messi separates himself. World Cup finals, Champions League finals, Copa América finals — those are the moments that define legends.

Messi has spent years making extraordinary performances look normal. Ronaldo fans have spent years turning ordinary moments into extraordinary celebrations.

Messi remains the benchmark. Messi remains the standard. And for me, Messi remains the greatest footballer the game has ever seen."

[Amukelani Moyani @AmukelaniMoyani]

The dangers composed by illegal immigrants;every document and stamp- they duplicate!! This is a national security risk!

[Noorie @Nurapost]

The heart of every FC Barcelona fan 💙❤️

[CertifiedEcoTourismDoyenne @ms_tourist]

Gas math

[Satoru Gojo @Gojo5atoru_]

@itsNemi_ I like the way you cleaned out Mohg though 🔥. I dual wielded the Riduvia blades against him to shred him😤

[HUSSIEN BARCA 🇵🇸 @HUSSIENFCB2]

رافينها حاول يسجل بالطريقة دي كثير سابقا 😂😂
https://t.co/Z4kQocLCdg

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

How Introverts stick to the only person they know at a party

[13 @Akvicoc]

@ney2maa Comparing Messi to anyone is a sign of low IQ.

[BOOMLUCK⚽️🏀 @Boomluck1zz]

This is killing me 😂😭

[Max Stéph @maxstephhh]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Madrid loses an El Clásico?

[🕊️ @MagicalXavi]

We did not embarrass ourselves in front of the baddie 😭♥️😭♥️

[LALIGA English @LaLigaEN]

This aged well.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Marcus Rashford has just won his first top-flight league title 🏆😱

And he's won LALIGA before Kylian Mbappe 🤯

[433 @433]

🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐀 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝟐𝟗𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 🇪🇸🏆

𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗪𝗜𝗡 𝗟𝗔 𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗔 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞-𝗧𝗢-𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 🏆🏆