Spooky Saiyan

Just a saiyan having fun on the internet. 20% politics, 90% jokes/memes, 100% bad at math.

[Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 @senatorshoshana]

Dark turn of events: Child now stuck in committee forever. https://t.co/OM0BE0aiEX

[Amelia @AmeliaHammy]

My brain can’t handle this.

[Hinata @baeyakugann]

Me finding out sign language interpreters make $55 an hour

[Spooky Saiyan @GokuLovesPizza]

@henrysebby @espn Write-in vote for Brian Scalabrine

[Spooky Saiyan @GokuLovesPizza]

@Bmac0507 @realbenmcdonald

[Spooky Saiyan @GokuLovesPizza]

@PhillyD "Don't forget to listen once in a while" LMAO she should take her own advice

[Spooky Saiyan @GokuLovesPizza]

@SethAMandel All Star by Smash Mouth. Technically released in '99, but the greatest song ever can transcend even time itself

[Spooky Saiyan @GokuLovesPizza]

Relatable https://t.co/lZG3lHqfi2

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Joel Berry II broke his hand on a door after losing a video game to a teammate and a team manager, per @GoodmanESPN https://t.co/cYZ8GWYuMi

[JuJu Smith-Schuster @TeamJuJu]

Oh hell nah, I’m not fallin for this lol. I’m young not stupid 😂😂😂 https://t.co/i2rmgT2pqt

[i am married go away @donte5O2]

Dressing up as demon = not racist

Comparing a demon to black people = racist

Lol this wasn't racist until y'all made the comparison https://t.co/YeoIUAI3jJ

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

"The Pretender" - Foo Fighters

[Kat Timpf @KatTimpf]

That feeling when you say "I don't need a receipt; I'm fine" but you know that last part is a lie

[PC Popo @PurpleMrPopo]

I don't care what race moana is, none of you 3D fuckers are allowed to dress as a 2D waifu. That's dimensional appropriation.

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

If you want some laughter, just read the replies to this. https://t.co/QIDZ6j7rAc

[Spooky Saiyan @GokuLovesPizza]

@UberFacts They've obviously never played Slender

[Chris @PNWmedic]

Y’all know what to do.

[Spooky Saiyan @GokuLovesPizza]

@UberFacts Congress vote all the time, what's your point?

[pikachu stole my credit card and called me a bitch @FizzySodaWave]

I love how this post gradually gets better