Philomena

Daughter of Eris. Journalist extraordinaire for The Oracle and cashier at The Grand Orchard. Starting wars is an art.

[Philomena @GoldChaosApple]

Going out for a long ride with baby and Cir. We agreed it's time for a road trip for us.🍏🍏 #MagicandMe #roadtriptime

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@UnderMyMadness Safe trip Mel! Make sure to say hello to the Celtic pantheon while you're there! 🍏 😉 🍏

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Okay so I need to watch my older siblings more closely when they visit. Both Atë and Dysi got on here. #OlderSiblings #BabyisBabysitter

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Eris kids are the best and have the coolest mom ever. 🍏 #oldersiblings #hackingMenastwitter #fam #needagoldenappleemoji

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My older half siblings need to stop visiting me and making me go out. I have an article to write on Paris. #babyisnotababysitter #fam

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@MischiefandAsh I can see why, Sis is a ton of trouble. Oh she says, and I quote, "What your dad doesn't know won't hurt him."

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@MischiefandAsh My older sis, Ate, is in visiting and told me to send you a Hello and Welcome to the Mortal realm. 🍪 🍏

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Guess it's time to get to work though at the new desk on that article #uncleHermesisaslavedriver #attimes 😝

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During the visit to little Mel found an old pic her mom got of us years back @UnderMyMadness #eternalgothphase #fam

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I wasn't kidding about Cir complaining to be about bloody Supernatural. #Icouldcareless
#MagicandMe

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@UnderMyMadness Mel we should be down near Sulphur in around two hours for that visit. Got held up at a gas station.

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@UnderMyMadness You and Cir both. She just ranted to me for a solid ten before we left the motel. 😓

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Lookie who I meet on my way to visit little cousin Mel. #MiniMagicGoddess
#fantastaiclaybytheway #MagicandMe 😏 😉

[Philomena @GoldChaosApple]

New Bike. New Jacket. Wonder what kind of trouble downtown is getting up to.

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Good news. Ma's home. Bad news. So is Pain and he's taken to sleeping in my room near Adler. #snakeprobs #lovehimbutheshuge

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My little Adler. She keeps getting bigger by the day. #proudsnakemom
#MyLittleHisser

[Philomena @GoldChaosApple]

@UnderMyMadness Oh by the way dear cousin. How goes that book of Anne Sexton poems I lent you?

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@UnderMyMadness You'll get there. Eventually

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@UnderMyMadness Tiny Cousin! Congrats on joining the world of Twitter. Never thought I'd see your dark little face here.

[Philomena @GoldChaosApple]

@SaltySeaBabe Anyway I can grab any of the juicy deets from this past weekend? I heard from a little pup Uncle opened his big mouth again.