I’m Eric. Go Irish! Chelsea FC. Cubs. Flyers. Flames. Animals. Gamer. Movies. LGBTQIA+ ally. I host @FileUnderPod & co-host Rushing The Field with @EVLMRK
“T” Would You Rather #3 (Tombstone): You are being reincarnated as Val Kilmer characters! Pick 1 pool: A: Ice Man, Jim Morrison, Batman; OR; B: Doc Holliday, Simon Templar, John Holmes
“T” Would You Rather #2 (Timestalker): Have reincarnation be real & go through 12 lives but each ended violently; OR, There is no reincarnation or afterlife of any kind and you go through a single life that ends peacefully?
“S” Would You Rather #1 (Scarred City): Be part of the SCAR squad and play ball as a team; OR, Be like Trace and buck the system because of the moral high ground?
“R” Would You Rather #2 (Romeo + Juliet): Be forced to speak Shakespearean English for 24 hrs, but everytime you slip up & speak contemporary English the clock restarts; OR, Be forced to clean the Capulet’s pool for 24 days, & everytime they are not happy another day is added?
“R” Would You Rather #1 (Resident Evil): Fight 1,000 zombies in a contained location, i.e. The Hive; OR, Fight 10,000 zombies in an open environment, i.e., Raccoon City?
They wouldn’t wear masks during a global pandemic, but they will wear masks when committing acts of domestic terrorism. At least we have a 22 year old “well qualified” staffer looking out for terrorism now!
“Q” Would You Rather #2: (Queen Of The Damned): Be burnt to a crisp by Akasha; OR, Have to be INCREDIBLY energetic about being at, and visibly enjoy a full The Vampire Lestat concert?
“Q” Would You Rather #1: (Quarantine): Have your throat ripped out by a rabid dog; OR, Have to make out and go all the way with an increasingly aggressive Ms. Espinoza, (who is probably taking your genitals off)?
“P” Would You Rather #3: (Princess Bride): Have to survive 5 minutes in a sword fight with Inigo Montoya; OR, Have to survive 12 hours in the Fire Swamp? (You have to physically be moving at least half the time & cover a square mile of distance, no stationary waiting)
I don’t know what the criteria was to be included in the list (maybe as simple as “exists”), but still, we’re honored to be included in any “best of” list. We are at #75, check it (and us) out!
Absolutely this. If any of you lackey boot licker fascists somehow missed the previous notification to fuck off, this is a reminder. Unfollow and peddle your idiocy elsewhere.