The First Mr. Gold

You're pretty. I'm sexy. Boom. Firstborn - Catchphrase via my cane- #OUAT Gold/Rumple, Semi parody, Friend of @ItsAOncerThing Bio in link, Co-owned

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

// *groan* I can't stay -_- I'm terribly sorry for being such a tease. I'll come back I promise. Sorry for such shortness. *kisses Claire*

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

@GoldsFancyTie As I have missed you oh tie of mine. Life has been interesting but clearly boring enough to pull me out of hiatus ;) you?

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

*trips a bit and hugs @Claire_French3 in my arms* *kisses your forehead several times* Ahhh I've missed you

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

@BeastCane In which case you have earn my greatest sympathies

[Woodstock Caneington @BeastCane]

@GoldOUATBeast I now know how you felt when you were being raped. 3':

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

*thinking about going full hiatus until #OnceUponATime season two*

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

// must be off -_- sorry

#ILoveClaire #ILoveAndrew #ILoveCricket #ILoveMyDog #ILoveNeedsOfMany #ILoveAVulcan

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

BEARD IS THE NEW BREAD OK

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

@Claire_French3 Belle, Belle, Belle, I've always wanted to call you Belle from the moment I saw you and your legs- face, face I meant

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

@Cricket_mills over them like a stink *shakes my head* Unless you have a more fitting suggestion

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

@Cricket_mills *rolls my eyes* All my guards are men & if I were to magic them into disgusting fairy look-a-likes my dark magic would hang

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

@GoldVersace *tosses beard at you* I will not give you pancakes, I will not give you pancakes

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

@EvilVulcanChick My mentions are scared land of the purple smoke of the Enchanted Forest and therefore forbidden territory for MUGGLES

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

@TheNeedsOfMany Why thank you I always try to- *shakes my head* Erm....cots are soft *nods rapidly* Very soft *nudges you toward it*

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

@andrew_gold2 *starts mixing up the batter and heating up the pan* Cross your fingers nothing catches on fire...

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

*fast forward to the bar* *drinking my sixth beer, utterly drunk and grinning sappily at @Claire_French3 * Ah Belle... need more honeymoons

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

@Cricket_mills of a book they intend to bring...to another land...so to speak

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

@Cricket_mills I fully agree with you *spins around* However I need someone to spy on them...see what they're up to. I've heard whisperings

[The First Mr. Gold @GoldOUATBeast]

@GoldVersace *sighs* Claire told me not to give you food but *looks at your puppy eyes* Bother...