Big Smith

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

I’m obsessed with people who are genuinely themselves. Weird little interests. Strong opinions. Specific taste.

[Null @Vhoyde]

Niggas wanna be providers to the same women they're competing for jobs with. It's 2026 man.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Can't even ride around to clear ya mind no more cause ya tank gone be clear before ya mind is

[𝙆𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙖 @Kissasswx]

caught you staring

[mare coisas✨ (ted & sam's version) @maricozzo]

enfermeira: vc tá gravida?
eu: nao
enf: é sexualmente ativa?
eu: ..... sim
enf: menstruação regular?
eu: nao
enf: usa algum anticoncepcional?
eu: ......... nao?
enf: entao vc pode estar gravida
eu: moça eu sou lesbica

[W @Wangariiii_]

y'all watch too much porn😂

[𐕣 @doyenmxn]

there is no stronger human bond than two strangers realizing they both witnessed the same weird shit in public

[memes to save @MemesToSave]

*needs 20 more words for essay"

[grovy @grovymango]

All these advances in technology but nobody wants to do anything about printers

[Kuro ‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ @Kuro25___]

You masturbate because you're horny. I masturbate because I want to sleep faster……….
but also because I’m horny

[iyì @fauxtobii]

Mistakenly gave some dude wrong directions then ran after him to correct myself when I figured it out. Only for him to say “don’t know if I can trust you now”

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

Plan A:
House at 21
Married at 25
Kids at 30

Plan B:
Cool uncle

[Official nwaonye igbo @nwa_onye_igbo]

How can a man (allegedly) k!lls woman, Stays with Her C0rpse for days in Enugu, this girls why can't you just know who you're visiting too what's all this nonsense😭
Some of una dem go send una school you go leave dey find who no dey find you poverty ehh💔

[Marii 🏳️‍⚧️ @hiroAlterEgo]

mf that's called a party

[maeve @slayingb1tch]

men in talking stage when you tell them you haven't eaten dinner yet.

[A LITTLE TOO DREAMY @xiuyroe]

حياتي لما كان جوال امي هو جوالي برضو

[Big Smith @Gold_Bigsmith]

😂 you like unwanted attention

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

This Abia Warriors' goal by Ikoi Ettah should be nominated for Puskas by FIFA 🔥🔥🔥

[✞𓃗. @iam___jj]

“Finally a day off”

The day off:

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

Why do rich people get stuff for free?

[𝒰𝒢𝒪𝒩𝒲𝒜𝒩𝒴𝐼 👸 👑 @OmarUgonwanyi]

Me looking at people trying to stop the Keke i chartered.