POV: it’s September 5th 2026
- you just woke up after staying in last night and you feel like a million bucks
- hit the gym quickly and a good sauna session
- grab a bacon egg and cheese from the local
- text your boys what are we taking today?
- catch the last few minutes of college gameday while you have your coffee (black) and BEC. The kid misses the field goal
- bet on Indiana -34.5 against north Texas. It obviously misses by a field goal.
- it’s fine you’ll regroup for the 3:30 slate and hit a bar vibes will be up
- your boys little brother is a freshman at Texas so take their team total over. Arch is obviously going to bounce back right?
- they cover the spread but the over misses. Just awful
- grab pizza and double down on LSU in Death Valley against Clemson. They win but don’t cover. Down 4 units to start the year is brutal.
- the Hawaii game stares at you for the get right game. Place a bet and fall asleep at halftime. You wake up Sunday and it hits. Only down three units you think to yourself… could’ve been way worse and besides at least football is back
We’re so fucking close
Started drunk smoking again and there are actually zero negative effects on my life because the alcohol forms a protective layer around your lungs a lot of people don’t know this
🚨🚨Former #Dolphins star Ricky Williams says that after the first time he smoked marijuana in college, he followed it with back-to-back 300-yard rushing games at Texas during his Heisman-winning season in 1998.
When asked directly whether he credited marijuana for that stretch, Williams answered: "I do."
Williams was suspended four times for violating the league’s drug policy, and founded his own cannabis brand called Highsman after retiring.
Ranking the New England states
1. Massachusetts (Boston, Berkshires, Nantucket, The Cape)
2. Vermont (Northeast Kingdom, Snowmobiling, Skiing)
3. Rhode Island (Newport, Block island)
4. Maine (Skiing, Bar Harbor, Portland, Saco River)
5. New Hampshire (Just go to Vermont)
6. Connecticut (Kick them out the league)