Reggie Goldberg

Bars. I spit that. Strippers. I tip that.

[Reggie Goldberg @GoldbergReggie]

Mona Lisa got a dump truck ass

[Reggie Goldberg @GoldbergReggie]

Aluminum free deodorant is a scam. I smell like I’m from Mumbai right now

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

It’s almost been 24 hours and not a single Corporate Media outlet has had anything to say about this.

Funny how that works.
https://t.co/yYCaq46ohW

[Reggie Goldberg @GoldbergReggie]

@JaredGoff16 maybe 10% looks like the lead singer of One Republic but from now on I choose to believe it’s true

[Reggie Goldberg @GoldbergReggie]

@FBIDirectorKash Sam Darnold is in on the gambling scheme

[Reggie Goldberg @GoldbergReggie]

@MassGovernor How’s that financial audit coming you retard

[Reggie Goldberg @GoldbergReggie]

@MassDailyNews Please tell me this is rage bait

[Reggie Goldberg @GoldbergReggie]

Singing Drake lyrics to my girl. I win

[Reggie Goldberg @GoldbergReggie]

@DonShulaCorleon @espn you make me sick

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

“Have you seen the Sydney Sweeney ad?”🗣️

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

1 year ago tonight, the Harris campaign paid $5M to have Megan Thee Stallion twerk on stage

[Reggie Goldberg @GoldbergReggie]

@historyinmemes Not nearly as devastating as the flying lotus incident before it was perfected by Jimmy McElroy and Chaz Michael Michaels

[Russ @ShutupRuss]

This is like LeBron breaking down basketball

[Reggie Goldberg @GoldbergReggie]

Remote Kontrol > Jabbawockeez

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Top 1 American moment when Joey Chestnut beat up a protestor mid hot dog eating contest.

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

Fuckkkkkkk apparently they just added an amendment to the Big Beautiful Bill that is forcing me to drink beers on a rooftop tonight

[Reggie Goldberg @GoldbergReggie]

There’s just something about some Santana on a Friday

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

1. Hell yea

2. his egg is SCRAMBLED.

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

Iran? Yeah I ran to the fridge to grab another beer 😂 🍻

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Drinkin is so bad for your chin but it’s hilarious how fun it is. Let’s get bedarded in here. I’m seriously having the time of my life this is crazy. Dick Cheney made hundreds of millions off the war in Gaza

[PSANTO @paauulsz]

Im so heartbroken. Carter 6 is ass. Don’t talk to me the rest of this week I will spit on ur face.