Grabba Lovejoy

... mosadi ke wa monna, monna ke wa basadi.

[𝓝 @NorthAuthority]

I’ve killed many versions of myself to be this calm.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

“I’m so jealous of your heart because it's pounding inside of you and i'm not.”

Her: Please buy me lunch.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

Life hit different when you stop trying to prove you didn’t say that, you didn’t do that, you not like that... you can’t fix every lie and every rumor, neither can you defend yourself every time something is said about you... just be great!

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

i think the fastest way to become who you really want is to bite off more than u can chew and figure out how to chew it

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

We really used to go to the computer lab, get on the internet… and then LEAVE THE INTERNET THERE.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that you could've avoided if you had just been an asshole

[your favorite’s fav. @_missWILDchild]

I’ve realized, a kids meals really do be enough

[Grabba Lovejoy @Goldbrey_]

@Kay_tie_ I'm on level 8855, nthwe e ntsha stress... leave her alone 😂

[Ta Buzwe @buzwepama]

The "how can I help" women are few and far between, a rare breed. Most of them just want to receive help and you must still carry all your burdens on your own. Your relationship is essentially an exercise in taking on more burdens, hers being the main ones.

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

the purpose of life is to become as calm as you possibly can

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

I’m not ashamed to admit that while I’m grateful for having a job, I genuinely do not enjoy working.

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

[BigSultan @BigSultan0]

A man should never convince a woman to be with him.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

My young brothers, there’s nothing more expensive than a woman who doesn’t like you.

[HERLORD @NkamaBright]

sick of this single life, i’m tryna have a latina yell at me

[Delux @001Delux]

If you cut her off and your life gets better, that bitch the devil

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Don't call me handsome if you ain't gon handsome of that pussy over.

[Luda🥀 @Ludathygoat]

If he gets the pussy before he ever takes you out, just know dates were never in his plans 😭

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

top 5 horror movies:

1. Being broke
2. Being a baby daddy
3. No car
4. “He’s just a friend”
5. Condoms

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

i lost all my hoes tryna prove to a hoe that i’m not a hoe 😭 i’m devastated