A KitKat truck with 'presidential-level' protection was spotted in Canada, surrounded by four black SUVs with red flags
The stunt comes weeks after 12 tons of the bars were stolen
the r/bald subreddit is an example of wholesome masculine body-positivity
every post is a guy showing his clearly-past-the-point-of-no-return thinning hair & asking "is it time?" and the top reply is always this image