FunkPhysics

neoliberal, Data Hoarder; also called YoungerDryas

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

this was the future bald guys were promised in the late ‘90s and then 9/11 and Obama ripped it away from them.

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

The algae are willing to retreat from the Reflecting Pool in exchange for a $300 billion reconstruction fund paid for by America’s regional partners.

[hamsters🌐🐹 @sigmahamster2]

“Joining the war on poverty on the side of poverty”

[FunkPhysics @GoldenDungeon]

@R3id_B1tes @SarahStarberry Hey, I'm sorry about that dawg :(. I hope you're going strong today

[FunkPhysics @GoldenDungeon]

@R3id_B1tes @SarahStarberry Even better is that my parents did not smoke.

[癒される動物 @cutest_animal1]

一緒にドライブ中

[FunkPhysics @GoldenDungeon]

@iGave_Lia_HIV @BtcManhattan @DudeWhoInvests God I hate how introverted feverishness has made everyone so up their own ass and closed off. Being social is good.

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

The Obama library is a Halo 3 map

[Sparrow @photon010]

does he know hes just a broccoli??

[FunkPhysics @GoldenDungeon]

@Angel_OfAsgard @ChrisTDickson If you were to redesign the skin, what would you change about its current iteration? Personally, would like to see more tummy 🤔

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

very typical that the woke, liberal media won’t give our president credit for filling the reflecting pool with delicious, refreshing Mountain Dew

[hamsters🌐🐹 @sigmahamster2]

“63% of voters support increasing social security payroll taxes as much as necessary to keep full benefits.”

[Prince Vogelfrei 🐦‍⬛ @PrinceVogel]

There are only three political categories left in this country

1) America has failed and needs to become like every other shitty ethnostate that's ever stumbled through the pages of history
2) America is evil and must end
3) true America is still arriving from the future

[FunkPhysics @GoldenDungeon]

@urmom_eth @mrpxssy Never heard of a poop knife until I read about it on Reddit 😂

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

oh no

[George Bailey @RealGeorgeB]

@christopherrufo "face up to a year in jail if they're not gay enough"

If only someone had warned us....