GoldenEyeJake

hooking my nipples up to a car battery with Matt Lang

[GoldenEyeJake @GoldenEyeJake]

Religious with autism, Jesus died for my stims

[GoldenEyeJake @GoldenEyeJake]

@MrBeast 0

[jabberwocky12 @trobo11]

The shape of Illinois is very comforting to me. Like that’s my friend

[regan @reganyeah]

me running away from all the goth mommies after saying i like white monster and deftones and alex g and berserk

[MyRadar Weather @MyRadarWX]

CONGRATULATIONS Iowa and Illinois – you're more humid than the Amazon Rainforest.

Blame the corn. A single acre of mature corn this time of year can evapotranspirate, or "sweat," between 2,000 and 4,000 gallons of water per day. That moisture festers in the lower atmosphere, making the heat index values unbearable.

Dew points could reach 80 DEGREES. LUCKY US! Every cubic meter of air is holding more than half a shot glass' worth of water.

For comparison, the highest dew point I could find in the Amazon was 79º. So parts of Iowa and Illinois... yep. More humid. Enjoy. :/

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

happy last day of pride month to @montessoriboy

[The Strokes @thestrokes]

Conquistadors hate this one simple trick… ⚔️ https://t.co/ekgXXlu0MD

[don @katelosten]

the fact that this genuinely gets stuck in my head all the time

[The Strokes @thestrokes]

Going Shopping w/ Walton Goggins

Out now.

Directed by Johann Rashid
https://t.co/ekgXXltsX5

[fiona 🎩🗡️ @thefionen]

if you watched The Sheep Detectives in cinema congratulations, you are indeed better than everyone else

[Emma 🏳️‍⚧️ @Emmafromtwt]

HOLY SHIT I FOUND THIS VIDEO AGAIN

[madison @madiisuun]

Guy in community college wrote an essay intro so good that I’ve kept this photo in my phone for the past 7 years

[護衛艦 @GoldShipgaSuki]

オナニーした。シコった。イった。
イく寸前、亀頭にティッシュをかぶせようとした。
しかし今日のチンポは一味違った。精子が上ってきてから射精までのタイムが早すぎた。レコードだった。
ティッシュは到底間に合わず、発射された精液は大きな孤を描いた。ICBMだった。
そして精液は俺の顔と髪に

[sergio @spongbobfan369]

One day the wordle will be penis

[VanossGaming @VanossGaming]

My SpongeBob Emblem. Get on my FUCKING level.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Jimmy John's has launched a meal collab with rapper Fetty Wap

The new #1738 Fetty W(r)ap Meal includes a Buffalo Ranch Chicken Wrap, Buffalo Jimmy Chips, and a drink

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven.

[cabby @cabby]

wtf a bird just flew past my house #WFlaps