GoldenGatePark(ing)

Come enjoy the suburban magesty of Golden Gate Park(ing) & enjoy miles of free car storage!

Parody account & not affiliated with @goldengatepark @recparksf

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

Cars don't like to be confined and love to explore all of @GoldenGateParkn! We have over 5000 varieties of parking to cater to their every whim.

[Tom Hilton @TVHilton]

Maybe @deyoungmuseum can explain why they think parking spaces are more important than #carfreejfk when their garage is half empty on a sunny Sunday afternoon.

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

All are welcome (to park anywhere you place).

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

Parking is our greatest natural resource 🌎🤗

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

Happy Earth Day! Be sure to drive and drive and park and drive and drive!

And look at a tree or whatever.

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

@steren @rakyll

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

We’re deeply sorry about this @calacademy @deyoungmuseum were working feverishly to get you your free parking and driving lanes back. 😘🚗

[Raquel Maria Dillon @RaquelMDillon]

Lots of kids, families, babies, bicycles, roller skates, blades, jogging strollers, cargo bikes, and e-bikes heading to @calacademy to rally for #CarFreeJFK #goldengatepark @KQEDnews @KidSafeGGP @GoldenGatePark

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

We need those stolen 300 JFK drive spots back, for equality or whatever.

[San Francisco Recreation and Park Department @RecParkSF]

Heading to Golden Gate Park this weekend? In support of our city wide Climate Action Plan we encourage visitors to walk, bike, or use the 10 current @sfmta_muni lines that provide access to the park. If you are driving, there are 4,700 parking spaces located in the park.

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

Pro-tip: Get in a car where you belong.

[Andy @Shenanigans_ATL]

Looks like a safe crossing for this 7 year old. @sfmta_muni #zerovision

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

We’re working tirelessly to get you that free on-street car storage again! *elbo-bump*

[de Young Museum @deyoungmuseum]

We’re reopening this Saturday! *elbow-bumps nearest person*

Tickets will be available on our website this Friday. In the meantime, get to know our rigorous health and safety procedures on our website. We look forward to seeing you soon!

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

In the name of freedom & equality, put the cars back.

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

But please, please, drive here.

[San Francisco Recreation and Park Department @RecParkSF]

Heading to Golden Gate Park this weekend? In support of our city wide Climate Action Plan we encourage visitors to walk, bike, or use the 10 current @sfmta_muni lines that provide access to the park. If you are driving, there are 4,700 parking spaces located in the park.

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

A partly car free park?

Utter Nonsense.

[Matt Brezina 🌳 🌊 @brezina]

Interested in ramping up advocacy and volunteering your time on a safe Golden Gate Park and #CarFreeJFK? Our coalition is growing and there is a wave of energy. Sign up to help here: https://t.co/P2F1NoTXIi

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

Cars yearn to be free again and roam and park as they please. #nature

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

Parking in a garage? Crazy talk.

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

If cars can’t access and park in every single part of GGP, why even call it a park?

[Shamann Walton @shamannwalton]

I understand that everyone doesn’t agree with the positions of indigenous people of color. There are so many inequities with policies like this. This is a very viable option for people with means and for people with adequate transportation options. That’s not universal.

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

Vroom Vroom!!! 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗

[Shamann Walton @shamannwalton]

So excited to be in the orange tier and have businesses, gyms and other activities opening back up. I am now wondering when Bayview folks, Mission folks and Black and Brown people, can have access to JFK Drive in Golden Gate park again.

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

We prefer you drive thought it with your car.

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

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[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

😍😘🚗

[GoldenGatePark(ing) @GoldenGateParkn]

👎👉🚗👍

[Alex @awong_SF]

Check out all these people enjoying car-free JFK! (doing my best @Momifornia1 post)