Golden Girls Season 8

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“Asbestos We Can” - Stan informs Dorothy they are being sued by the former tenants of their building due to asbestos. Rose and Blanche become paranoid after listening to conspiracy theory programs on the radio at night. #GoldenGirls #Season8

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Today marks #30years since the end of the #GoldenGirls original run!

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“Call Today, Call Now” - While waiting for a repairman after the air condition breaks down on the hottest day of the year, the Girls reminisce about times they’ve called repairmen. #GoldenGirls #Season8

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“High Times” - The girls are hosting a baby shower for a neighbor. Sophia accidentally infuses all the food with cannabis after a mix-up at the Weston‘s house results in her oregano being switched with pot. Guest starring: Richard Mulligan, Kristy McNichol #GoldenGirls #Season8

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“To Serve Man” - Dorothy becomes suspicious that her mother may have killed and cooked a rival chef who insulted her cooking at a competition. Rose has terrible allergies and her constant sneezing is driving Blanche crazy.
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“Havana Ball” - The girls attend a Cuban-American festival at Blanche’s insistence. Sophia wins large amounts of money playing cards in an alleyway. Dorothy and Rose burn their tongues on something spicy and people think they are making fun of Cuban accents. #GoldenGirls #Season8

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“An Aye for an Eye” - Dorothy needs cataract surgery but is afraid to go through with it until she has a scare while driving. Rose learns that a scientist in St. Olaf has named a new species of herring after her and it goes to her head. #GoldenGirls #Season8

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“Sloppy Seconds” - Rose falls out with Blanche after Rose’s new boyfriend dumps one for the other, despite Blanche not being interested. Sophia has a crisis of faith when she can’t find her purse. #GoldenGirls #Season8

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“Two Men and a Baby” - Blanche must come to terms with the fact that her brother and his husband are adopting a child, and from Connecticut no less. Dorothy attempts to hold Sophia to a gin rummy bet.
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“Mink Stowed” - Blanche discovers that Rose has been keeping mink in secret ever since their failed breeding attempt and now the basement is overrun with mink. Sophia tries to set Dorothy up with a butcher for a discount.
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“More to Love” - A wealthy, obese Stan attempts to get back together with Dorothy, leaving her conflicted. Blanche and Rose try to reclaim many of the items Sophia has stolen from them over the years. #GoldenGirls #Season8

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“Turning a New Leif” - When an old genealogy book reveals Rose is a direct descendant of Leif Ericson, she must travel to St. Olaf to speak at a monument dedication in his honor. Dorothy discovers Rose is not related to Leif Ericson at all. #GoldenGirls #Season8

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“Tug of War” - Dorothy begins seeing a co-worker, but trouble arises when it is revealed he had already been seeing Blanche for the past two weeks. Sophia attempts to teach Rose Italian. #GoldenGirls #Season8

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“Winds of Fortune” - In the middle of the worst hurricane of the year, Sophia runs an illegal casino out of the girls’ living room. Blanche has a dilemma when three different men ask her to wait out the storm with them. #GoldenGirls #Season8

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“She Sells Seashell Bras” - Rose finds out the secret admirer that’s been mailing her fish for the past month is a regretful Miles seeking a new start. Blanche joins a pyramid scheme selling nautical lingerie. #TheGoldenGirls #Season8

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“And She Vase” - Rose helps Dorothy run a charity flea market at the school and sells a $25,000 vase at the white elephant table for $37.50. Blanche and Sophia get tipsy on wine samples at a wholesale warehouse. #GoldenGirls #Season8

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“Be Prepared” - Sophia‘s favorite pharmacy is out of Preparation H, so she travels all the way to Boca Raton to buy some from their other location. Dorothy canvases for Clinton and is frequently mistaken for a home invader. #TheGoldenGirls #Season8

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“Look Here, Stretch” - Blanche, nearing “50”, is once again considering a facelift, but has nightmares of the girls with comically stretched faces. Sophia is convinced Dorothy is attempting to medicate her pasta sauce. #TheGoldenGirls #Season8