Golden ✨HB S3 SPOILERS

@GoldenHerm's alt account. I hide here to talk about Stolas.

[Golden ✨HB S3 SPOILERS @Golden_Alt2]

They are made for each other because we know Stolas can very much cringe with the things Blitzø says (Exhibit A: the texts). However, he heard that pearl of poetry and his reaction just ranged from indifferent to sad.

[dingle @fortnitebussy1]

theyre calling it the best dialogue of all time

[𝕗𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕣𝕜𝕤 ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ˢᵗᵒˡᵃˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜʳᵒʷˡᵉʸ @fangurks]

Alright LET'S TALK ABOUT STOLAS AND ACCOUNTABILITY - a 🧵

(and to piss of haters and fans alike, potentially)

Because frankly: I think Stolas is being held accountable EXCESSIVELY to the point that it's too much. And it's on purpose.
Dirty Bird's actually a prime

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[Debøra pør favør - oOOoUuuUu LuCkY mEeEEe 🇦🇷 @_Choco_torta]

I feel like all these arguments, misunderstandings and fights have the sole purpose of making it so that when they finally work things out and have makeup sex, Hell will tremble so hard that even Satan himself will say "What the actual fuck was that? 🤨"

[Golden ✨HB S3 SPOILERS @Golden_Alt2]

@_Choco_torta He seemed dissapointed when Blitzø told him to go, but who knows. Perhaps he was just feeling bad because of the clusterfuck of a situation he got himself into.

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[Olivia @oliviawilliam_2]

Who’s a bad bad birdy?

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[Golden ✨HB S3 SPOILERS @Golden_Alt2]

When the Princess and the Pupper came out, we thought Stolas was with Blitzø and M&M, but now we know he probably was fucking around and that M&M took Blitzø to trivia night to help him keep his mind off Stolas 🫠

[Golden ✨HB S3 SPOILERS @Golden_Alt2]

@RomaGothStolas They don't want him to be the Powerpuff Girls secretary and I don't blame them for it.
But they should let it happen at least a few times just because it's funny.

[Golden ✨HB S3 SPOILERS @Golden_Alt2]

@CBKasner @Novizia_Ood Oh, I like this. It makes a lot of sense that the emotion that comes more naturally to Blitzø is anger, and that his worry would show like that.

[🖤🪻★ꜱᴏꜰɪᴀ★🪻🖤 @FlurryofStars48]

Guys line up we're all getting shot (again)

[Murrielberries 🫐 🔞 PRIME SPOILERS @Murrielberries]

Stolas having his own designated mug at the apartment is very important to me

[Golden ✨HB S3 SPOILERS @Golden_Alt2]

Stolas and Blitzø will get married some day and someone will say that sentence in one of the speeches. Blitzø will not have any other choice than to steal a rocket and launch himself into the sun.

[Navi 💫 HB S3 SPOILERS @flowers4stolas]

I CANT FUCKING ESCAPE

[Fallen from the moon @FallenFromTMoon]

“I can’t wait for stolitz to fuck again!” - “Their next time having sex is gonna be amazing!” - “They better give us the explicit scene” etc

Man that is going to last 1.4 seconds blitz will blow his load the instant the tip touches feathers

[Golden ✨HB S3 SPOILERS @Golden_Alt2]

@ru_ruberry Agree. Also, they are playing pretty hard with the parallels this season, and one of the points of friction they had in S 1&2 was that Blitzø, despite all Stolas' efforts, was not aware of his feelings. Make sense now happens the other way around.

[#1 blitz glazer @ru_ruberry]

im sure right now stolas believes blitz is spending so much time trying with him, for him, because he saved his life. because he sacrificed himself for blitz. not because blitz actually wants him.

or something along those lines, i think. seems pretty in character for him tbh

[Cowboy stolas @KatLmao661607]

“Fuck stolas” he’s fucking trying

[Smoxt @Smoxtart]

he's already pretty 😏

[damien ⋆₊ ⊹★🔭๋࣭ ⭑ S3 SPOILERS @liarkinq7]

THIS IS THE SEASON THEY FINALLY GO TO THE ENVY RING AND ONE OF THE MAIN THEMES OF THIS SEASON IS JEALOUSY/INSECURITY I LOVE THIS SHOW SO FUCKING MUCH
Edit by @/ nikolairium !!

[Golden ✨HB S3 SPOILERS @Golden_Alt2]

The worst is that he tried. Because it was fine (it was not, but it was easier) when he let relationship crumble or he actively destroyed them to control how people leave him. But now he was doing his best, and still it was not enough. He must really think he doesn't deserve him.

[Murrielberries 🫐 🔞 PRIME SPOILERS @Murrielberries]

Thinking about Stolas in Blitz’s hallucination in Truthseekers saying “you don’t deserve me”

And how he’s probably SPIRALING rn