Simon Klappstein

I live in an over-policed town of ewly-wedds and almost-deads.

[Simon Klappstein @Goldenfritz]

Something about 630 on a Mon makes me wanna party...

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@karinabellaa hahaha fm just 21?

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Scorched my fucken head

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Rained out today. Good for lazy bad for paycheck... lazy wins.. every time.

[Dom Irrera @domirrera]

The news is slow without any hot white girl murderers on trial

[Simon Klappstein @Goldenfritz]

Just had to cross the line, it's what I'm good at.

[Simon Klappstein @Goldenfritz]

A sack of meat struggling to avoid a heartattack while hopelessly flailing toward an unavoidable collision with a meaningless death. #human

[Simon Klappstein @Goldenfritz]

What's with neighbors and parking? STFU and go watch your damn soap operas. Like really.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Don’t get sidetracked by people who are not on track. #Truth

[Simon Klappstein @Goldenfritz]

Going to see the new Star Trek... IMAX style fuggn stoked

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It's good to be soggy

[Simon Klappstein @Goldenfritz]

#Friday

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#hashtag

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Lets get high folks #greensmoke

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@karinabellaa yuh bruh

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Too bad his neighbor is a fucking asshole #tinyspider

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Smallest spider to spin a web that I have seen. #tinyspider

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Goddamn mafacka drunk party fuck lets go #lifeisgreat