Neil Evans

Proud mother of 8 and part-time Milliner.

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

Hanging with sconies in eau claire.

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

I was trailed for a half mile for doing 5 over, kinda sensitive, aren't you police?

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

In the dark there is no path, no literally, I can't see shit.

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

Looks like I'm still awake. Fuuuuuck.

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

Helping lucasfurbis move in cloud two nights in a row helping ppl move, and I realize that my first week of sept is gonna be crazy.

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

Why is it almost always "I like your from the neck up" or "from the neck down" and rarely both?

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

7 billion people dude.

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

Cannot economics be seen according to life: male is supply side female demand Our male world has got things backward #someonesaysovietrussia

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

Someone got rear eneded on franklin. #Bummer.

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

@LateNightJimmy you have to get JT and do a barry gibb talk show tomorrow in trib to Robin.

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

Good night. Everybody Wanged, everybody Chunged.

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

I get knocked down but I get up again. You never gonna keep me down. #nowyouresingingit

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

#Jesusshitfuck! That's as hot as satan's scrotum! It was like the virgin's fiery nipple for christ! poisoned by the father against sinners!

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

Is anybody still #gettingdownwiththesickness? Sometimes I try but never really get down far enough, you know? #brah?

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

Hurt my foot cannonballing into the mississippi today. #whatsup?

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

Ah ya know just in st cloud tearing the fuck out of shit. Its how I do. What you gonna do? You gonna get it poppin. Yall know it.

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

Yes, a millon have died in iraq but w/ a demand for democracy from the start would not have countless lives been spared?

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

If we had pushed for democratic reform way before it was feasible would that have not helped clean our image?

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

Would a three state solution not have been better in iraq?

[Neil Evans @GoldengodNeil]

Liberals let's be honest, iraq sucked a fat hairy cock, but it was probably the right thing done terribly.