When You Ask Your Wife for “Help”
Sometimes asking your partner for help comes with a few surprises!
Don't get mad when they help and make a mistake, that's what makes it special.
😈 5 RULES TO KEEP YOUR MAN LOYAL
Keep him satisfied, feed him well, make his home somewhere he wants to be, respect him, and bring him PEACE. Become the goddamn woman worth being loyal to. 🔥
🧠 MY BRAIN VS. MY HUSBAND’S BRAIN
He wants s3x to feel connected, while I need connection to want s3x; he goes quiet when I want to talk, and he fixes things when I want him to listen. We can both give everything and still feel like we’re getting nothing—learn to translate each other. ❤️
😈GRAY HAIR DADDY DILF
Gray hair, experience, confidence, battle scars, and zero patience for bullshit. One bad relationship wasn’t a life sentence, so stay in shape, stay on your mission, and stay dangerous. 🔥 And yes… I married one. 😉
The newsroom completely abandoning coverage of a catastrophic 70-foot sinkhole just to interrogate why a supermodel is married to an unemployed puppeteer named Matt Shatt is legendary comedy writing.
Every single reveal makes it worse: he drives her Kia Sportage, wears Crocs with tube socks, she hyphenated the Kennedy name to put a Shatt on it, and the anchors are genuinely offended on live television.
Kenan Thompson yelling “HE DOES PUPPETS?!” might be the hardest I’ve laughed at a sketch in years
Well said. It's a privilege to be a stay at home parent. And loads of fun. People who say it's the hardest job in the world, are liars. Plain and simple.