Goldie B

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Darcy: You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

Elizabeth, who thought Darcy hated her with the intensity of a thousand suns:

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Just "yeah the horses ate each other, it was messed-up. Anyway, here comes Macduff."

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The murder hornets subplot of 2020 was kind of like how in Macbeth there's just some casual horse cannibalism that's mentioned once in passing and then never again

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

So that's who caused Pawnee's raccoon problem.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

When you're sick of the latest meme format

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest Super Bowl Winner Prediction

Rt Chiefs Fav Packers

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.

[Goldie B @GoldieB20]

@SparkNotes Netflix is taking P&P off and idk how I’m going to survive, tweets like these are my last hope. 😭

[Goldie B @GoldieB20]

We were at the mall and at a shoe store one of the sales ladies had an Afro and she came up to Jase and said “we have the same hair!” And she was laughing so hard she had to walk away 😂

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

"The Cask of Amontillado" spoilers but there's no context

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Darcy: *proposes*

Elizabeth:

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

It’s my Roomba’s birthday so I’m bringing him to the beach and I’m just gonna let him go crazy

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Yes I talked my best friend out of marrying into the unsuitable Bennet family. Yes I then proposed to a member of that same Bennet family. We exist

[Goldie B @GoldieB20]

@chickfiljoe 2020 keeps taking 😫

[chicken joe ♛ @chickfiljoe]

just got the call... pour one up for duke today🕊

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Mr. Collins when he asks Elizabeth to marry him and she's like "absolutely not"

[Goldie B @GoldieB20]

Some bad things have come out of this pandemic, but nothing as scary as calculus.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

I'm not "just staying home this year," I'm going as Boo Radley

[Goldie B @GoldieB20]

The English dept @NWMOSTATE made a “proud mom fridge” and have been taking pictures of each other and sticking them on it. I love our faculty they are the best😂

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: nevermore